I probably shouldn't be calling the kettle black here, because I genuinely do not remember the last time I showered. I know I did the last time I had to work in a crawl space, but that was all the way back in the early summer.

Oh, that is based. That is absolutely f**king based.

If that blood was spicy, there's a very good chance that there was something very wrong with that guy.

This is why I generally check my door with an SKS with a machete duct taped to the barrel.