I didn't know scorpions could survive in such a damp environment. Good news for the scorpions, bad news for me, who doesn't currently know how to deal with them outside of rat shot and/or projectile Reebok.

Pest control. I haven't really seen that many scorpions in the Pacific Northwest.

You've got the right idea at least. If you want to make it through the night without waking up hungover in a puddle of barbecue sauce and human blood, it's important to stay hydrated.

I don't think I've had to deal with scorpions yet, primarily because they're not common in my area of operation.

In the show, yeah. It was still Tim Allen in the movie, but Warburton also voiced the aliens in that show.