"I'm just here to take pictures, for history."

That'd be nice. Would you mind sending a link to it, please?

I've admittedly gotten a little rusty at Wii Sports boxing, but I can still take Matt down with no issues.

I don't think it can shoot at all, or at least not more than one round at a time. It's completely missing a magazine release.

I feel like that joke applies to babies in general.