To be fair, the original version was pretty mediocre in the first place.

I was in fifth grade at that point.

Imagine a plane so ungodly shitty that the totalitarian communist government couldn't stop anybody from making a whole song talking shit about it.

Tupolev, can we have Concorde?
Nyet, we have Concorde at home.
Concorde at home:

If you're a furry, your mother typing P, X, or S shouldn't be a problem. However, if they type F, E, or I, you will fear for your life.