The shipping prices alone are enough of a deterrent for me.

I said it before and I'll say it again. Whether it's cracking open beers or cracking open bad guys, the Makarov doesn't disappoint.

As a guy who likes cheese and goes into the woods to shoot at trash, I salute you.

No, that's actually just a production photo from when they were filming Beetlejuice.

That might be okay if you're a kid, but as an adult, there is no socially acceptable way around this.