Basically AM if He were retarded and impotent.

Depends on the context. But in this one, you're probably okay.

Yeah, seriously. How do women even read that crap? Not even from an "oh god, this is horrible" stance, but I mean physically: HOW? There's no way to keep the book or the tablet stable if you're only using one hand.

It takes a lot to actually kill the toys though, just throwing that out there.