No government will give you the knowledge to overthrow them.

I guess Hurricane Rachel's a futanari.

Wrestling isn't even a sport, it's a performance. The fights in hockey, those are real. In fact, the whole sport's basically just Jerry Springer on ice.

I don't play Beethoven in Zimbabwe, son. I play John Edmond and Clem Tholet.

Not really, I haven't seen this scene get turned into a template before.