You know what they say: good fences make good neighbors, and bad neighbors make good fences.

Wow, dude. That was so dark I can hear it refusing to give up its seat.

If that is real, then that zoo has a dark sense of humor, and frankly... I'm here for it, because that's hilarious.

Don't they at least have cup holders? Put a glass in it, ash your cigarette into it, problem solved.