At least people who read the Beastars manga knew better than this.

9.99's a pretty good price for a couch, not gonna lie. But it's probably used and covered with fleas and bedbugs.

I'd probably be more afraid of a Slavic-American war before the 1990's, before the fall of the USSR, and long before Putin turned the Russian military from a formidable fighting force to a breeding ground of laziness and incompetence.

As long as it can grind and/or cut and/or put holes in aluminum and/or polymer.