I have the entire f**king multiverse in my pocket

holy shit, what the f**k is this? Some kids just don't care about school, now all of the kids with reasonable intelligence have to wait for them? damit this is dumb.

I mean, he's not wrong, why would the government use vaccines to track you when your phone, computer, and any other electronics alredy do that for them.

the weather is so weird here, it was 50 and raining yesterday and 80 and sunny today.

for extra protection? which your parents should have used when they had you.