Okkk guys so i did some research (had to do it lol, how tf can u stab someone with a squirrel?!! ), so she used a ceramic squirrel to stab her husband cause he came back home without beer on Christmas Eve. Tf lol
I'm still wondering if that's some horrible typo, or a joke. If it's the former, I'm trying to think of what weapon has a spelling anywhere close to "squirrel."