Democrats: We had to sign the water tax, So we could find out what's in the water tax. We taxed the water, We taxed the bottles of water, We will fine you for collecting rain water., Buy our water or we will fine you for not buying our water. Drinking water is racist, It marginalizes the people who don't drink water.
Now that we have taxed your water, We will promise to give it for free to all the illegal immigrants who have never paid taxes. If you signed a loan for our water, We will raise taxes to make others pay for your loan. Don't worry, Future generations will pay higher taxes their whole lives, Never paying off the debt they owe, So we will raise taxes and tax the tax.