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5 ups, 5y,
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Families that come here legally are being separated every day, where have you been? It's perfectly legal to come to America and claim asylum. Some of those who do will never see their kids again!
3 ups, 5y,
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Not if you're not coming from Mexico. Africans aren't asylum seekers.
2 ups, 5y,
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Africans aren't?
2 ups, 5y,
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How can you be an asylum seeker from Africa when you're suppose to apply at the first country you come too that's not embroiled in war?
2 ups, 5y
Because they were airlifted out of their own country? Some of those from war torn countries ARE legit asylum seekers, flown out with nothing but the clothes they have on by charity groups.

Scroll down to your Jackie Chan WTF for my take (AKA, truffs) on the rest (and majority) of these so-called refugees not from warzones.
2 ups, 5y,
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Seeking asylum is entirely legal. They're showing up at the ports of entry. They are attempting to enter the country legally. And they are still being separated.
2 ups, 5y,
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Yeah, they're all escaping war. All those wars.

You are suppose to apply for asylum in the first country you reach. Bottom line.
2 ups, 5y,
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Yeah.

That doesn't make any sense.

At all.

How could you know if they had or hadn't applied previously at another country? And if they had, how do you know whether or not it had been denied?

Just take a moment and think about the logistics it would take to confirm that "apply at the first country you reach" part.

And then whose rule is that? How do they enforce that rule? 8 U.S. Code § 1158. Asylum (the official law that deals with asylum) says nothing about "must not have applied for asylum at any other country" at all.

In fact, 8 U.S. Code § 1158 says if they are denied asylum here we are expressly forbidden from exporting them back to their country of origin. They must be sent to a safe 3rd country.

So now they're in a 3rd country and...what? They can't apply for asylum there? Do they have to like swim out into the ocean and just float there?

And how do you know they didn't apply for asylum at every country and were denied? Then allowed passage through the country to get to the US?
4 ups, 5y
1 up, 5y,
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Don't get me wrong, I understand it must suck badly watching Los Karadashains shop all day on tv while you can afford only one car knowing Gringos have at least 2 SUVs and a limo each in our Jay Leno garage in our Beverly Hils Mansions, etc, but let's not be given to the other end of the mytholgizing these streets-of-gold seekers want so desperately to believe because greed is one hypnotic beast.

Two things those gettng shot to death in warzones and those starving to death have in common other than their imminent deaths is the striking inability to escape their dire situation.
The fact that these people can 'escape' such calamities relatively unscathed and hardly on the emaciated side across entire countries that they did not notice they were in as they ran for their lives to Trump's America is fair indication that perhaps they are running TO something, as opposed to FROM something.
2 ups, 5y,
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I thought people voted for Trump because he was going to be so good at defending the border and keeping people out? Now you're basically bragging because he sucks at it?
0 ups, 5y,
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Um, I did NOT vote for him.

EVERYONE 'sucks' at it. You gonna scrub toilets at night and pick lettuce for less than minimum wage for the sake of a lazy gluttonous population?

It gets better: with an aging America that isn't reproducing enough to maintain population levels let alone at working age, guess who's going to take care of you in the nursing home AND pay the INCREASE in taxes needed to keep our society afloat?
Yup, the 'they' already have the solution: in a few decades immigrants at numbers as yet unimagined, and the only place that can get enough here cheaply? Yup, south of the border. Skip 10 million illegals, we're going to have many times more than that coming to wipe our asses and pay our taxes, and we're gonna beg them to do it.
0 ups, 5y
That I don't doubt. It won't be their fault either. That will be our own. As long as we keep spending more money than the gov takes in. They're already helping SS.
2 ups, 5y
4 ups, 5y,
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But thats still ethically bad. Doesn't matter if they are refugees or illegals or whatever you want to call them.
8 ups, 5y,
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Ethics? What about violating a country's laws? That's ethically bad too. The US has an asylum policy for those that need it - and it does not include FIRST violating U.S. law. Taking your kids with you to go break Federal law is a recipe for more problems, not less.
7 ups, 5y,
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Yes yes. But also no. You guys took away the children from legal refugees as a deterrent thats whats unethical about it. Seperating Families as a policy.
6 ups, 5y,
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What you're not understanding is that a lot of those children weren't even blood related to whom they were removed from. Because the policies were relaxed when children are involved, people would TAKE CHILDREN to help them get a "pass" at the gate. In fact, many of these children are 1) kidnapped 2) are part of human trafficking 3) being sexually abused. Stop believing everything CNN tells you. The taking away of the children was for the PROTECTION of the children from traffickers, not as a deterrent that you are suggesting.
6 ups, 5y,
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" lot of those children weren't even blood related to whom they were removed from"

prove it

"The taking away of the children was for the PROTECTION of the children from traffickers"

Obviously quite a few actual families were caught up in this web then
3 ups, 5y,
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If it were up to me we'd toss them all back into Mexico and build the wall. This shouldn't be a U.S. problem. We don't have to prove anything. They are the ones breaking and entering illegally into the U.S. There is a legal process that can be followed - they chose the illegal method.
4 ups, 5y,
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"If it were up to me we'd toss them all back into Mexico and build the wall"

Cool. A bit too harsh. But atleast give this people a chance to so much as a pply for asylum without Seperating their families

"This shouldn't be a U.S. problem"

Ah. It never should be, but it is

"They are the ones breaking and entering illegally into the U.S."

If they are waiting at a Border Patrol Center thats hardly breaking and entering

"is a legal process that can be followed"

Many do indeed apply for asylum or visa or whatever at the border
4 ups, 5y
"Cool. A bit too harsh. But atleast give this people a chance to so much as a pply for asylum without Seperating their families"

HELLO? THEY HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY. Not sure why you keep thinking they don't. It exists.

"Ah. It never should be, but it is"

After the wall is built, combined with cooperation from Mexico and Guatemala, it won't be. :)

"If they are waiting at a Border Patrol Center thats hardly breaking and entering"

If they are at a Border Patrol Center, it is BECAUSE they have broken and entered. those seeking asylum must wait in Mexico. The mere fact there are there MEANS they broke the law.

"Many do indeed apply for asylum or visa or whatever at the border"

Many do - and those people must wait in Mexico according to current policy.
1 up, 5y
You calling the current Aministration liars?
How many of last year's couple of thou weren't returned to their, um, parents for those reasons?
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4 ups, 5y,
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How many children were separated from their parents by Goose stepping Nazis like you?
Keep lecturing Americans about ethics from The country that separated 6 million people from life. Da Führer would be proud of you
3 ups, 5y
You're kinda being a real dick here. Regardless of how wrong Gylbert may or may not be.
2 ups, 5y,
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6 million?
Oh, that's right, the only people that count as deaths courtesy of Hitler & Co are ironically the ones considered not people by them. Well, ok, Gypsies were up - excuse me, low down on the untermensch scale with them too, but no one cares about them, amirite?

Nor the Slavs.
Nor the Commies.
Not the Catholics.
Nor the dissidents.
Nor the intellectuals.
Nor the cripples.
Nor...

Actually der Führer would be proud of your selectively racist ass.
Just kidding, no he wouldn't.
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1 up, 5y,
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Hey stalker, It's been 5 minutes since you raged on a comment, It must have been painful for you to take a break. Feel better now?
1 up, 5y,
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JUst hoping that Lisa got pregnant by someone other than your cretinous ass.
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1 up, 5y,
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Rage, Vagisil, Rage... Let it all out.
Imgflip is the perfect place to release all your anger because you failed at life.
0 ups, 5y
Isn't that your wife's line?
0 ups, 5y,
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Oopsie, and let''s not forget who out-Nazied the Nazis before Nazis were a thing, aye?
The KKK, the USA, and the UK built this sea to shining sea boat out of blood, from Native Americans to Africans, Hawaiians, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Filipinos, oh, wait, you didn't know?
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1 up, 5y,
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You're correct, The KKK Created by Democrats after Republicans freed their slaves out-Nazied the Nazis. Fast forward 150 years and here you are, Cheering on a new generation of racist Democrats. Keep struggling, Vagisil.
1 up, 5y,
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Aww, Mr OnlyTheJoozWereTheVictimsOfHitler said the Demz are Klan.
So is that why you're a Democrat?
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1 up, 5y
Rage, Vagisil, Rage. You're impressing so many Imgflip users with your endless infantile rants. You just want someone, Anyone to pay attention to you. No one would know you exist otherwise.
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1 up, 5y,
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I expected an immature comment from you, You didn't disappoint me.
You're parents can't say the same.
1 up, 5y,
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Look on the bright side. Atleast he had parents. The rats you were brought up with hardly count
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2 ups, 5y,
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Childish insults from a liberals.. Shocker!
2 ups, 5y
What are you talking about insults. Its just the truth.
1 up, 5y
Speaking of parents, how come your kids want nothing to do with their father?
You have the curious habit of making your reappearances on holidays.
Father's Day must still be burning your fat buttocks.
Don't forget the mayo!
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1 up, 5y,
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Yeah, I was raised by rats, Huge rats, That fed on the corpses of the 6 million people your ancestors murdered.
2 ups, 5y
What country are you from? I bet I could point to a bad time from it's history.
2 ups, 5y
So your parents were Nazi rats? You must have had a tough life
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2 ups, 5y,
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Wow... Look at all the people paying attention to your childish comments, It's about the same attention you get in your own country.
0 ups, 5y
Do you ever say anything different, you massive tard?
1 up, 5y
"Wow... Look at all the people paying attention to your childish comments, It's about the same attention you get in your own country."

thats funny. Your funny
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1 up, 5y,
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Wow... Look at all the people paying attention to your childish comments, It's about the same attention you get in your own country."
thats funny. Your funny

I don't see anyone upvoting or cheering you on, Loan me your Nazi eye glasses, Maybe I'm not seeing all your imaginary support.
1 up, 5y
Oh how did you know I wear glasses?
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5 ups, 5y,
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Kdawg, ColonelGylbert has no say-so in this. He doesn’t know our laws because he is not even American. His opinions are moot.
2 ups, 5y,
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Neither are you, you Russbot faker.
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0 ups, 5y,
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Yes I do you massive moron
2 ups, 5y,
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Do what, Russbot?
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0 ups, 5y,
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Shut up communist bitch.
2 ups, 5y,
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Russbot mad? Try Putin on (see what I did there?) anal cream.
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0 ups, 5y
Go suck Putin’s dick you shitstain
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1 up, 5y
Are you as impressed with Vagisil's infantile comments as the 99% of Imgflip users are? He's famous for his comments, But not in a good way. He's so mentally challenged he can't discern negative from positive. Any attention is better than no attention for him.
4 ups, 5y
I really wanna say I didn't expect this.
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3 ups, 5y,
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When a legal citizen commits a crime, does that legal citizen's child go with them to prison?
1 up, 5y,
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If a legal citizen commits a crime, WHILE HIS/HER CHILD IS WITH HIM, then in effect - yes. The child is initially taken to CPS for protection, and may, or may not, be released to another family member depending on circumstances. In any event, the child IS in the custody of the state at that point. One of the best ways to avoid this from ever happening is don't commit crimes and bring your kids with you. Better yet, don't commit crimes period. That's even better.
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1 up, 5y,
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CPS is not prison.
1 up, 5y,
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Neither is being detained at the border - it's just a border holding facility. However, both are run by the government, and both exert control over the people within them. Neither are labeled a prison, but they both detain and are quite similar in the fashion. A rose by any other name is still a rose. Again, the way to avoid these "prisons" is simple: Don't break the law - and especially don't bring you children with you while you break the law.
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1 up, 5y
I wasn't disagreeing with you. I was trying to make a point to another user.
1 up, 5y,
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So adopt them out to non-criminal families.
2 ups, 5y,
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What the children who were taken away from their actual families? wtf thags even more messed up
1 up, 5y,
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No, although it may be impossible to find family. Talking about criminals who bring own children.
1 up, 5y
Oh yeah thats way more reasonable
1 up, 5y,
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7045351/Rapid-DNA-testing-reveals-migrants-faked-family-relationship-kids.html
0 ups, 5y
A) its still only 30%, bad but not reason enough to call mkst parents fake. And it seems you have devised the ingenious idea to DNA test them. Problem solved.
1 up, 5y,
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Ffs Gylbert, kids are being used.
1 up, 5y,
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true, but not all of them
3 ups, 5y,
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The priority is to help kids that are being abused in some way.
1 up, 5y,
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Exactly. But we can't use this as an argument to frame it so that most migrant families are not really migrant families
2 ups, 5y,
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But alot are.
1 up, 5y
Yeah 30% is nothing to scoff at thats why you guys need more comprehensive Border equipment.
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