Hate to break it too you, but that wasn't mommy getting fatty around her tummy from drinking beer.
Ok, in your case, perhaps it was (at least partially), and that would account for the fetal alcohol syndrome and the resulting lowering of the IQ you've been so kind to share.
Anyways, umbilical cords, amniotic fluid, wombs, and that fetus within beg to differ with your utterly *jean luc voice* face-palming-on-stun ridiculous meme.
Also, despite what Maury may have told your da, the test results do NOT apply to your mum. Not only is 50% of your DNA 100% hers (a little extra, to be precise, on account of that Y chromosome coming up slightly shorter), the DNA in the Mitochondria is 100% hers, and without it your cells wouldn't function and you would be dead like really early on.
On behalf of those who are unable to deny the exceeedingly obvious fact that the act of killing an unborn baby, fetus, setdrondixjiangznozhuxiskus or whatever any anally retentive diction hair splitter wants to call it, it is, yes, by design and intention, the act of killing it so that it can get killed and no longer be alive because it got killed because that's what abortionists coincidentally do when aborting an unborn not-yet-birth-certificated-infant thingy in order to kill it and make it dead, please do not make any more asstoot announcements.
See, this is why not only is abortion murder, but it is sadly necessary too, because:
1. There are way too many humans.
2. There are way too many stupid humans.
#culltheherdofanyonewithlessthanaonehundredandfortyiq