Let me guess

what the hells going on on her forehead

Meet 'Mujer Vampiro' AKA Maria Jose Cristerna, Mexican tattoo artist & shop owner, sculptor, DJ, band member, international tattoo expo traveler & star, mother of 4, wife, law degree holder, attorny, an activist giving legal aid to victims of domestic abuse.... Did I forget anything in that super charged bag of capitalism?

She does & accomplishes more in ONE DAY that you and the OP can ever pretend to hope to do in your lives COMBINED.

But yes, y'all got one thing right, living in Mexico despite no wall means Trump is not her Presidente.

Gosh, I love this site.

Cheers.

She’s an attorney. Can’t sink much lower than that 😈

OH NO YOU DIHN'T!

That is the corrrect answer, upvote for you.

What an ignorant comment, that she accomplishes more in ONE DAY, blah blah blah.

She may, but you have absolutely no way to know what the OP and that poster accomplish, period. Go ahead, tell me she accomplishes more in ONE DAY than I do! It's possible, but when you make statements of fact that simply cannot be proven one way or the other, you only make yourself look ignorant.

Literally. So take it up with the idiot OP.

But since you asked, what do YOU do that surpasses even her morning visit to the crapper?
What have you done with your incredibly notable life, other than put your meme pants on and your MAGAt hat on super tight for your daily carnage sess?

Okay, you ignorant fcuk, I'll educate you. No, on second thought, I'm too busy working a full time job, and running a business during my 70 hour work weeks to waste my time educating you about anything.

From what I can see, the only thing you are any good at, and likely the only t hing you have ever accomplished, is doubling down on being ignorant AND stupid.

So what I said then?

Let me know when you decide to make your case about all the positive contributions to anything outside of the illustrious confines of your adorable imagination you - as you brought up and claimed and challenged to make a comparison with - do on a daily basis.

In the meantime, enjoy your double job 70 hour 'work' week memeing away your gleeful tears on behalf of Orange Man Sad.

What I choose to tell a worthless idiot like you is up to me, and only illustrates AGAIN how effing stupid you are. You make critical statements of others, as fact, when you know nothing.

So what do I do? I give you a mere crumb of information, that you have no way of knowing anything about. And what do you do? You run with the ball like you're Al Bundy scoring four TDs in a single game.

You just can't stop quadrupling down on your own stupidy, can you???!!! It's actually fun to watch. I'm enjoying this.

YOU'RE the one that brought up your fake assed career, challenging me to compare to hers.

You're even more stupid than a typical MAGAt.

I brought up something that again, you have no way to verify. Like an idiot that makes the same mistake over and over, you did the same stupid thing again... you ASSumed, dumass.

Unlike you, and since i'm not as STUPID as you (I have to use CAPS so you can focus on the words that apply to YOU), I do not make any assumptions about her, and her career, and what she accomplishes on a daily basis.

The fact that I only mentioned work related details that may (or may not) apply to me, shows an incredible inability on your part to engage in analytical thought. I wouldn't make the ASSumption that she only accomplishes work related things, but you did that about me.

Your stupidity is quite boundless, isn't it? And yes, I'm making that assumption based on your idiotic posts. That's all I know about you, and that's all I hope to ever know about you.

tl;dr

But I did read this:

"Fat_Elvis

What an ignorant comment, that she accomplishes more in ONE DAY, blah blah blah.

She may, but you have absolutely no way to know what the OP and that poster accomplish, period. Go ahead, tell me she accomplishes more in ONE DAY than I do! It's possible, but when you make statements of fact that simply cannot be proven one way or the other, you only make yourself look ignorant."

"Go ahead, tell me she accomplishes more in ONE DAY than I do!"

I already did, that's what that reply was to, or are you that obtuse?
YOU (unsurprisingly) failed to do your part, which is understandle, given you have no accomplishments worth comparing to hers, other than shatting out more of what you call your brains in the outhouse.

Communicating in English clearly is not your strong suit. When someone says something like, "Go ahead, tell me..." that means that they have 100% confidence that you cannot do what they're asking you to do, because it's literally impossible.

Yet you, like that complete ignorant dumass fcuk that you are, simply refuse to believe that your opinions aren't fact. Couple that with you being stupid enough to take the bait that I put out there for you, and you've shown just how ignorant AND stupid you really are.

Look, I'd love to do this all day, but I have to leave now, and get into my very expensive car, and get back to my $1.5 million dollar home so I can watch the NBA playoffs. I can squeeze that in with my other activities (of which you think you know something, but YOU KNOW NOTHING) because I generally don't waste too much time dealing with ignorant fcuks like you on web sites like this. In other words, I'm going to stop responding to you. I probably would have done that anyway, but I felt you needed it spelled out for you. So go ahead and insult me and accuse me of things you absolutely know nothing about. You're a consistent little fcuk, aren't you?

"Fat_Trumpite

What an ignorant comment, that she accomplishes more in ONE DAY, blah blah blah.

She may, but you have absolutely no way to know what the OP and that poster accomplish, period. Go ahead, tell me she accomplishes more in ONE DAY than I do!"

Do it, you mental midget. Be done with it and do it.

I gotta say. I didn't see that comin'!

One thing about the chest beating colicky manbabies on this site, 99% of what they say is not only a lie, it's the complete reverse of the truth. Google anything they post, and you'd be amazed at what turns up.

In the very least someone with all that work done would be working as a sideshow carni. In fact, what she's invested in tats and body mods exceeds what these 'hard working' Trumpites here make in a lifetime. Heck, turns out she's made more than Donald 'No Taxes Because Bankrupt' Trump himself (minus the rich daddy)!

attorney*

lol Some people are so gullible in what they read on the internet. A law degree from Mexico? Worthless.

lol because what you read on a meme is true.

Seeing as she has been a practicing attorney, safe to say it's worth a lot more than the degree you won't be getting from all those Ivy League Schools you keep crying about that rejected your application.

Don't worry, you're sure to make it to some community college suitable to someone of your level.

Omg 😮 wtf is that

how do we KNOW these things huh ?