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A 1993 nationwide survey of 4,977 households found that over the previous five years, at least 0.5% of households had members who had used a gun for defense during a situation in which they thought someone “almost certainly would have been killed” if they “had not used a gun for protection.” This amounted to 162,000 such incidents per year. This excludes all “military service, police work, or work as a security guard.

“Armed Resistance to Crime: The Prevalence and Nature of Self-Defense with a Gun.” By Gary Kleck and Marc Gertz. Journal of Criminal Law and Criminology, Fall 1995. <scholarlycommons.law.northwestern.edu>
4 ups, 6y,
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https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/01/defensive-gun-ownership-myth-114262
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3 ups, 6y,
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Politico...
That's CNN.
You literally dropped a CNN link as facts.
Go take a shower. You're disgusting.
4 ups, 6y,
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https://www.armedwithreason.com/debunking-the-defensive-gun-use-myth/
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2 ups, 6y,
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Now you're posting the same story paraphrased by another msm sub-media. We get it, fake news screams the same bs across all platforms...

Are you trying to discredit yourself?
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That Would Be Great Meme | YEA THATS WHAT HAPPENS WITH FACTS THEY GET PUBLISHED IN MORE THAN ONE PLACE | image tagged in memes,that would be great | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3 ups, 6y,
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But Alex Jones made up take isn't the same story so theirs can't be true.
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4 ups, 6y
The two main symptoms of psychotic disorders are:

Delusions: believing something that is not true
Hallucinations: perceiving (e.g., hearing, seeing, or feeling) something that is not really there.

Mexico will pay for the wall
I did not pay any money to any women to shut them up
I never settle lawsuits
Ice caps are at record levels
Puerto Rico got 91b for the hurricane
The FBI said Flynn was not lying
Democrats want to abort babies after birth
Russia, Iran, Syria & many others are not happy about U.S. troops leaving Syria.

And the list goes on ad nauseam .... we have a legitimate psychotic in office.
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3 ups, 6y,
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To be fair though, Trump gets that information from idiots.

Like how he was told that 30 million people committed voter fraud in 2016
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“Bullshitter in chief”
1 up, 6y
Has he ever told the truth about anything?
No matter what he says, he has to squeeze a lie in there.
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You have to remember that with non-schizophrenes, reality has a tendency to remain consistent, instead of a fluid dreamlike mess that you happen to drown in.
If it didn't, it wouldn't be real.
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The amount of damage control on this one was amazing.

I must have really pushed your buttons.

11 posts all because I called bullshit on the MSM. Because I pointed out they all just paraphrase the same stories. Because I pointed out that things like Politico are just sub-sections of larger msm platforms specifically used to push the same narrative on multiple platforms so idiots think whatever bs story is true since more than one source says it.

Are you trying to discredit yourself?
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You got 2 replies, 1 from me.
TWO, not 11, despite what the echos emanating from your anus tell you, you confounded hallucinating delusional partisan hack.

Here, in case you missed this:

"laonsite

The two main symptoms of psychotic disorders are:

Delusions: believing something that is not true
Hallucinations: perceiving (e.g., hearing, seeing, or feeling) something that is not really there."

Your meds, Grind. Take them.
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"You got 2 replies, 1 from me." -V

Who said replies?

"11 posts all because I called bullshit on the MSM." -Grind
There were/are indeed 11 posts that derived from my initial comment.

"Delusions: believing something that is not true
Hallucinations: perceiving (e.g., hearing, seeing, or feeling) something that is not really there." -laonsite

Your meds, V. Take them.
0 ups, 6y
How much paranoid schizoid stupity does it take for an idiot like yourself to count replies that aren't to you and cry about them like they do?

Your continued deterioration is casebook.
I just hope you won't go hurt innocent people in the process, which psychos like you ticking timebombs always do.

Your meds, Grind, take them.
Really.
1 up, 6y
in which they thought someone “almost certainly would have been killed”

That's some first grade evidence right there... ever thought about becoming a scientist?
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1994 survey conducted by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found that Americans use guns to frighten away intruders who are breaking into their homes about 498,000 times per year.

“Estimating Intruder-Related Firearm Retrievals in U.S. Households, 1994.” By Robin M. Ikeda (U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) and others. Violence and Victims, Winter 1997. <www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov>
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Completely off topic, so I’m not judging your post. But I wonder why the CDC is doing that kind of research instead of the ATF?

Mental health perhaps?
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1994.... were you even born yet?

Also try reading the whole thing, not just copying parts you like.

https://poseidon01.ssrn.com/delivery.php?ID=686112110110065124118031081000079117041064093064074050004004118102127123098115124089057097038029010061121125022120123081007088024002094022065080068094072099008096089084050017013115076003029005088080001020094125126027023007102015027026115125126111065&EXT=pdf
1 up, 6y
"Well according to self reported data collected from a small biased sample via survey and extrapolated to a much wider population regarding supposed trends from three decades ago...."
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If the criminals know your are unarmed, they could be better off breaking in while you are home and threatening you to turn over your valuables. The very possibility of an armed response can save lives and prevent break-ins. Of course in my case my neighbor is a cop and thus armed so your neighbor owning a gun can help as well.
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Yes, that helps. They could also wait until your not home.
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Except my point that that they might have do it if they knew you are not armed. In the most of the USA that isn't much of a problem but some want a public gun registry so people know your armed or not and other countries have strict enough laws on gun ownership that criminals have been known to target home while they are occupied.
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Which is not in dispute. I'm not even sure why you would even bring it up as if it was a counterpoint to anything.
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1 up, 6y
So still not a counterpoint to anything, so still no reason. We are talking likelihoods, not absolute unbreakable rules.
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4 ups, 6y,
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Let's not get lost in the example. I'm sure the OP would have used an actual photo of a break-in if he had one ;)

We could be silly about this.

When you realize the police aren't protecting you and you just got served.

When you realize you just scratched up your brand new crowbar.

When you realize that there are first floor windows, too.
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4 ups, 6y
Good examples.
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Sorry, anthorain, that wasn't intended to be a reply to you.

When deadboxprime posts prematurely ;)

When you realize those pretty glass doors aren't very secure.

When you realize that you're a trope in a ski mask attempting a robbery in broad daylight.

Etc....
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4 ups, 6y
When you realize that there’s a moving car right behind you

When you realize that your crowbar isn’t scuffed at all after prying through a door
4 ups, 6y,
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When you realize the photo is fake because :

1. There is no latch/lock on the door
2. There is no way the "burglar" opened the door with the wrong end of the crowbar
3. Both doorknobs are mounted incorrectly on the fake door
4. Someone is really, really bad at Photoshop
5. Real thieves would have smashed the glass
6. Octavia_Melody hasn't noticed any of the above, and is commenting as if it was reality
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2 ups, 6y
Your very first comment was predicated on the situation being real, so you didn't think it was irrelevant at the time. Funny how when you get called on your insane, irrational bullshit you attempt to change the story each and every time.
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Thats a window
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2 ups, 6y
no. I am just saying its a window. Your points (except 6) still stand in my opinion
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Riiiiight.

So you think it's possible for a thief *ON TOP OF A LADDER* to gain enough leverage using the wrong end of a crowbar to breach a window *WITHOUT BREAKING THE WINDOW*.

Seriously?

I suppose you believe Wile E. Coyote proved it's possible to defy gravity until one realizes one no longer has purchase on solid ground, too.
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4 ups, 6y
I bet you were the first one in the theater to realize those talking apes in Planet of the Apes weren't real.
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3 ups, 6y,
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Autism affects 100% of liberal imgflippers.
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That's the brainwashing interfering with their ability to reason. Their logic has to pass through the gates the Mockingbird media has set up before they can allow themselves to start forming opinions.

Unfortunately the brainwashing is completely irrational and logic crashes are inevitable.

Ex,
Liberal: Trump needs to be impeached
Trumper: what impeachable offense has he committed?
Liberal: ...........
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6 ups, 6y
Shouldn't you be posting today's helping of Q Anon nonsense?
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