I was at the store earlier tonight and they had a 'Bunker' in the Freezer section with 'Gluten Free' Cheesecake... Or should I say "Cheezecake"... upon further inspection it was 'Gluten Free, Dairy Free, GMO Free"...
Next to that affront to nature was similarly composed Pumpkin Pie knock off, as well as a 'Vegan Turkey' with the loophole spelling of "Turk'y" and some other 'Meatless "meat" called 'Quorn'... which despite the implied pronunciation is apparently made from a Fungus, not Corn....