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Jack Sparrow Being Chased Meme | ALL I SAID WAS; "INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY" IS HOW THE LAW WORKS | image tagged in memes,jack sparrow being chased | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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14 ups, 6y,
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Jack Sparrow Being Chased Meme | ALL I SAID WAS A SENATE COMMITTEE HEARING IS NOT A CRIMINAL PROCEEDING AND NOT MEANT TO ESTABLISH GUILT OR INNOCENCE | image tagged in memes,jack sparrow being chased | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
6 ups, 6y,
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IF YOU THINK THERES GONNA BE A BLUE WAVE IN NOVEMBER YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE WORST -MICHAEL "ULTRA LIBERAL" MOORE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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7 ups, 6y,
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QUE SERA, SERA | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Everyone should vote their conscience and if that causes a blue wave, or red wave, or purple wave I’m fine with that. I really do hate Michael Moore though...
6 ups, 6y
7 ups, 6y,
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6 ups, 6y,
1 reply
5 ups, 6y,
1 reply
4 ups, 6y
3 ups, 6y,
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LadyDeerHeart you’re just a feminazi bitch. Even if that story is true, a pickup line does not call for that. And your use of the Oprah meme makes no sense. The left can’t meme.
2 ups, 6y,
2 replies
Rayrayray you have such a command of the English language what woman wouldn't want to tie you up, cover you with syrup and drop your sexy ass on an anthill? Baby boy, you should stand at attention when you speak to me because I am THE bitch feminazi! Which makes me your superior since you are just a little bitch.

I've known sooooooooo many men like you. Mad at the world because your ego won't allow your mouth to shut before something sexist comes out. (pssst... that's why your balls are blue. girls like real men, not whiny little bitches.). Men like you are a dime a dozen, little man, so your lack of originality and imagination makes it impossible to see you as anything of consequence. *kisses
2 ups, 6y,
1 reply
You're complaining about US being sexist? You literally just admitted that you're a man-hating feminazi.
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
I already said nothing you say, think or do has any relevance but I also assumed you had the capacity to comprehend words. My mistake. *kisses.
2 ups, 6y,
2 replies
Claiming that your opponent is irrelevant and that it means their arguments mean nothing is not a good counter-argument.
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
I'm going to help you out since your comprehension is limited. Dictionary.com is your friend. Look up "irrelevant". It'll help you decipher what I've said so far and it'll come in handy in the real world if you ever get a chance to meet a real girl.

This was never an argument. You would have to have said something that was worth arguing about for this to have been classified as an argument. All you did was mouth off. Typical.
2 ups, 6y
I had 3 arguments actually:
1) You're a feminazi.
2) A pick up line doesn't call for you to mess with someone's drink and cause an accident.
3) Your use of the Oprah meme makes no sense.

All arguments that you are yet to actually counter. In fact you admitted the first one was true!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
3 ups, 6y
That method to manipulate me into silence has was just childish at best. You were hoping that I didn't realize that it was just more mental gymnastics to keep you from actually having to rebuttal. But I saw right through your bullshit. You weren't controlling me, you modern feminists like to think that, as if you are special. And because you used the Wizard of Oz in such a way that makes no sense, you now have to defend why you did that! You now have 4 arguments to counter! This is your last chance. Rebuttal or don't. If you put up one more thing that doesn't have to do with countering my claims, I'm not gonna bother continuing this conversation, because you'd be a hopeless case.
2 ups, 6y,
2 replies
Your "real man" would not tolerate your sass. You'd be picking your teeth up off the floor. Rightfully and deservedly so. John Wayne would've kicked your ass all over Ireland and you'd have thanked for it.
2 ups, 6y
So true, Blarfnotz.
0 ups, 6y,
2 replies
1 up, 6y
Sounds good nerd
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0 ups, 6y,
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0 ups, 6y
1 up, 6y,
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Told you! Good grief man! Have some pride. Holy shit that was epically funny. Make no mistake I am laughing at you, not with you. I KNEW you couldn't shut up. That was waaay too easy...and funny. It's been a while since I've played a sexist pig that well. I'm feeling pretty damn good about this. I've never actually wittnessed anyone LOSE at conversation before. It was like watching a train wreck! Honestly, though, I spent a grand total of 8 minutes on this entire debacle. I'll never get those minutes back and you present no challenge so I'm out. It's been real. *kisses
2 ups, 6y
I knew you were a lost cause. You failed to address a single one of my arguments. While I found your delusion entertaining, your lunacy and others feminutjobs just like you have ruined debate for the current generation. Goodbye.
2 ups, 6y,
1 reply
So you feel good about drugging and almost murdering a guy, yet slip a roofie in a /woman's/ drink and a guy is the scum of the earth.

Why am I not surprised?
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
I didn't drug or almost murder anyone. He asked for alcohol. I gave it to him. What? A man can't tell when he's too drunk to drive? You think it's ok to roofie a girl without her knowledge but not okay to give a guy the drink he asked for? That's all I need to know about you.
3 ups, 6y
Just because you didn't explicitly admit to anything, don't pretend you weren't directly implying something.
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8 ups, 6y,
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9 ups, 6y,
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That's the point of the meme.
6 ups, 6y,
3 replies
Not proven guilty without a trial but definitely cast a shadow of doubt on his character. Can't they find a republican judge that has a good character? Let's wait for that guy. This one sux.
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12 ups, 6y,
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4 ups, 6y,
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Oh, sweetheart, the Dems learned how to be chickenshit from the Repubs. Go watch some videos of reality. Stop watching and believing social media "news". That kind of ignorance is ridiculous. You should know better. I'm embarrassed FOR you.
7 ups, 6y,
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Me? Haha.
You're funny
4 ups, 6y,
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Whatever denial works for you baby cakes. Not everyone was awakened. I get it. Don't despair. I'm certain your fairy godmother will wave her magic wand one day and you'll get to see the whole picture. They've got you hook line and sinker don't they? You poor little thing. You might want to hold on to your support binkie. Grown-ups can be a bit too knowledgeable for you to handle just yet. *kisses
10 ups, 6y,
5 replies
I don’t know whose house it happened at or even what year it happened. I don’t know if I got there before everyone else or after. I don’t know how I got there or how I got home over 8 miles away (at the age of 15).

My life time friend doesn’t remember any of this ( and the other 3 people I said were there testified under oath they don’t know anything about this).

I have a fear of flying , but have no problem jet-setting all over the world while on vacation. I’ve been on airplanes more in the past two months than most people in a year, but my fear is completely legit.

I don’t know who paid for my hotel and polygraph test( the afternoon of my grandmothers funeral, or maybe it was the next day, who knows). And guess what? I flew there. Oh and that polygraph, it was only two questions, neither of which were about Kavanaugh. But hey, I passed so that’s all that matters. And my PhD in psychology definitely, in no way, helped me with it or my testimony today.

My friends on the beach encouraged me to continue contacting the media with my story (because we were running out of time). I can’t name them, so we’ll just call them beach friends. Yet while giving such great advice, none were willing to be character witnesses. Meanwhile, Judge Kavanaugh had hundreds of character witnesses step up in a matter of days.

My lawyers, out of the kindness of their hearts, are helping me for FREE yet I have a “needed” gofundme page that currently is sitting at $473,622. I’m so desperately in need of help there’s even a second gofundme with $209,987. I promise though I’m not getting anything out of my testimony, that money is just going to cover my expenses.

I’m super smart. I have a PhD and I teach graduate students. I know lots of big words, but it should be totally believable that I don’t understand basic questions.

I was the only person in the United States that didn’t know Congress agreed to come to me instead of me going to DC. They really do care about my flying phobia after all.
You're a shitty troll.
3 ups, 6y
Wish I could give you a big hug not just an up vote!
3 ups, 6y
So all these details about the party are foggy...
But I know for a fact it was Kavanaugh!
2 ups, 6y
That was an avalanche of knowledge. LadyDeerHeart, does your head hurt?
3 ups, 6y
Have you heard your president speak? Ever? Awwwhahaha! You can't defend him and attack her without being a hypocrite. That is fact. Oh, sorry, I forgot. That's a fact that's not alternative. That should make it easier for you to comprehend. If he opens his mouth it is guaranteed, by his own attorneys, that he is a pathological liar. Good Lord I'm not going to go Google all the stupid crap he's said just to make a point. If you give him a minute he will speak and it'll be stupid enough to prove my point. That's also a fact that's not alternative.

You guys crack me up! And, for the record, I am a GREAT troll! You suck at it though.
3 ups, 6y,
2 replies
She didnt have to fly. They would have came to her. Lol
3 ups, 6y
I guess well see in a week.
I bet you're a very ugly person.
0 ups, 6y
Again with the flying?? Lol
Was Kavanaugh's **pe party on a plane? Must be why she's scared to fly.
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1 up, 6y,
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0 ups, 6y
Not letting her fear of flying hold her down (like "Cop a Feel Kavanaugh" did) indicates she's got the guts to face her fears when necessary.
Maybe the investigation will answer your other questions.
1 up, 6y
There goes your high road.
3 ups, 6y,
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His actions and responses alone made it REALLY easy to believe he *WAS* an entitled, arrogant, drunk teenager (and probably still is as an adult.) I knew these types of guys in high school....the "upper class" jocks that pretty much did whatever they wanted because they could and no one called them out on it. I absolutely know some of them groped if not full out sexually assaulted girls. At the time (being a dumb teenager myself) I didn't know how to report this or to whom and probably didn't out of fear of them beating the hell out of me if they found out I snitched. The girls didn't say anything out of being labeled a "ho" or whatever.

It doesn't change the fact that it happened. And if those girls came out today, that is THEIR decision. Where and when they bring it to light is THEIR decision. Just like the boys/kids that were raped by priests. They have a right to come to grips with what they experienced and bring it up to confront it and their attackers WHENEVER, WHEREVER they deem fit as men/adults. No one can tell them their experience is not true let alone valid because it's inconvenient for the accused attacker. TOO BAD.
5 ups, 6y,
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Mere projection or empty assumptions.

Are you aware of the 65 women that a actually went to the same highschool and wrote a petition stating he was an upstanding person all around?

What happened to listening to the voice of women? Or does the media only care when it's a smear job against a republican?
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
Bill Cosby could have found 65 women he worked with that he didn't drug and rape.

I am sure every rapist priest could have a huge list of people in their congregations that will vouch for how great and not rapey they are too.

Get it now?
3 ups, 6y
Yeah? But there is absolutely zero evidence against Kavanaugh. When it's down to he said she said, fuzzy details, character assassination is paramount.
3 ups, 6y
It doesn't matter. Your stupid assumptions are WRONG.
1 up, 6y
And that boys n girls is what bias looks like.
7 ups, 6y,
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3 ups, 6y
No alleged attempted rapists with corroborating evidence and corroborating wittnesses like this one has, either.
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4 ups, 6y,
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6 ups, 6y,
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11 ups, 6y,
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Yeah, that's it. We want rapists on the Supreme Court. You caught us.

Are you a flat earther, too?
5 ups, 6y,
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If you don't want rapists on the supreme court, then you're fine with investigating rape accusations about the supreme court?

Pretty sure Earth is round.
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6 ups, 6y,
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If you think this has anything to do with getting to the bottom of the supposed rapes, you're more gullible than I thought. Or you just don't give a damn and are a political party shill.
4 ups, 6y,
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So you think someone who might be a rapist should be placed on the supreme court? Do you care even a little bit about the integrity of our nation or do you care only about party loyalty and power grabs?
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8 ups, 6y,
2 replies
If he were a rapist, of course not. But since there is no indication that he is one...
4 ups, 6y
No indication??? Seriously? Im really interested in your information sources. You lose me when you say things like that Spurs, and when you start name calling. You were debating like you meant it then...boom. You can't win a debate or an argument with childish rhetoric. That's how you lose.
0 ups, 6y,
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Ignoring the allegations, Kavanaugh is still a terrible pick. The guy even called himself a "Republican judge." Judges should be nonpartisan.
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1 up, 6y
They all have some political agenda. Nothing new.
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