Pilot

But i wouldn't want anything to happen to stevie

Except shes prettier than me.

Oh shit , i just got rid of them ( car insurance) way to high.

And the investigation stalled . . .

As a racist deplorable bastard, i find this both offensive and hilarious.

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Or a steward or passenger.

Grant Theft Avion

... and also that he believes he can touch the sky ... but not kids. He insists he's not (allegedly) touched kids. We believe you ... on the touching the sky bit.