1573 - Queen Elizabeth's Grammar School for Boys, Barnet, England, is formed?

Could also be :
February 2 1573 – The Wanli Era begins in Ming dynasty China on the first New Year after 9-year-old Zhu Yijun ascends the throne?

So much to chose from. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1573

I don't think that's how jokes are supposed to work.

"Dwane’s on a pland"?
No, it's real, and to scale.
I'm a photographer. I took it while skydiving with Dwayne and his twin brother when they were on a model plane. Honest.

The main characters run away at full speed for 5 minutes, the axe wielding character walks slowly.
Next scene it magically catch up & it attacks them all.

That's horror movie science for you, or should that now be science fiction.