"If you'd like a feel of my boobs, please raise your hands ... no, literally".

"It worked for me" said his Mom.

Quite appropriate trump headline considering the fake news. Trump tweets: "The U.S. is working very closely with the Government of Thailand to help get all of the children out of the cave and to safety. Very brave and talented people!" Reality check: "A US military official said there were 36 US Pacific Command military personnel involved in the rescue operation, mostly from Kadena Air Base in Japan. The group included 12 search-and-rescue team members, including divers, who were not expected to participate directly in the rescue dives, and civilian and military personnel from the US embassy also are involved, the official said." "The rescue crews comprises of 13 foreign divers, including seven Brits, and five Thai." I'm guessing Trump is the 13th unnamed man then.

Ah, Bur Ping, that famous fat kid Chinese movie star.

Agreed. All Americans welcome in the UK, as long as you leave Donald behind.