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Liberal Common Core History Fail: But That's None of My Business | MARY, JOSEPH, JESUS WERE ILLEGAL REFUGEES WHEN THEY FLED TO EGYPT. ACTUALLY BOTH JUDEA AND EGYPT WERE PROVINCES OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE AT THE TIME, SO THEY WERE MORE LIKE ESCAPING FROM CALIFORNIA TO TEXAS. | image tagged in funny,meme,illegals,border,jesus,history | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Picard Wtf Meme | THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW HISTORY! | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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8 ups, 6y
You know how many times I've heard this? A lot.
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Face You Make Robert Downey Jr Meme | THEY WOULD’VE QUALIFIED FOR ASYLUM IN THE U.S. BECAUSE THERE WERE NUMEROUS OFFICIALS WHO WANTED THEM EXECUTED FOR RELIGIOUS REASONS | image tagged in memes,face you make robert downey jr | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Really? What was the asylum policy of native Americans at the time?
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At this time they would’ve qualified.
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Roll Safe Think About It Meme | IF YOU WANT OPEN BORDERS... ...MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY TO GET LEGISLATION PASSED TO MAKE IT LEGAL TO HAVE AN OPEN BORDER. | image tagged in memes,roll safe think about it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Until the laws change, law enforcement will continue to enforce the laws on the books (it's kind of in their name), and the current laws say it's illegal to cross our border without going through proper channels. Besides, no one really wants open borders anyway. You can bet the very people screaming for open borders, would be the first ones to cry foul when the number of terrorist attacks skyrocketed. The folks are just so mad about Trump's election, that they are throwing a full on temper tantrum at anything he does.
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2 ups, 6y,
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I don't really read the Bible much I mostly listen to the Gospel in my church
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2 ups, 6y
I like this meme, but not because I'm Conservative. I like it because it's a political meme that has a point, rather than Liberal's usual meme "TRUMP SUX SO U SUC 2" or the Conservative's "ALL OF U ARE IDIOTS SO R REFUGEES" It actually has a point. Even though I still think capturing childen is wrong, I like this meme! (asloitwasfunnydontjudgeme). Thanks!
2 ups, 6y
Republicans, using myths to justify their polices since 1956. Come on guys, seriously. If you want to be taken seriously in any political debate, using the equivalent of the Brothers Grimm fairy tales is pretty dumb, unless you are six and in school.
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Protip: the top meme is a liberal meme, the event was referenced by them. He just pointed out that they are totally wrong, seeing as at the time period Israel and Egypt were part of the same empire.
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You know the whole point of a debate or discussion is to discuss the premise, you've done this more than once... is this what liberals do when they lose? They just attack the premise?

And as someone pointed out above, the claim was made by liberals. The premise is "even if the claim is true, but...."
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2 ups, 6y
Jesus, if he existed, wasn't European. Current images of him being used descend from medieval Europe painting him as a white guy with a beard. I don't know Octavia but she/he posts with reason, something severley lacking on the conservative/liberal sides these days. Politics is not religion, it is not a faith. You have to consider the evidence/facts and make your decision based on that. If not, then that makes you a religious cult follower.
1 up, 6y
Total cringe, snowflake.
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And Joseph was a literal cuckold.
1 up, 6y,
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lol... well for a while i guess, but Jesus wasn't the only child. In fact He had several siblings (I suppose 1/2 brothers/sisters) from Joseph and Mary.
0 ups, 6y
He was still a cuckold, which is by definition raising the son of another man, that your wife conceived and gave birth to /after/ you were married.
4 ups, 6y
What's your point? What does race have anything to do with this conversation? Oh wait I forgot, those on the left can't go more than five minutes without bringing up race. Maybe you guys should work on the idea that the only race is the human race. You seem to have forgotten.
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They were Jewish. How many black Jews do you, or have you, seen?
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No one truly knows what skin tone Jesus had, but I would guarantee that it wasn't black. However, the Bible never says what he looked like, which means it isn't important.
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Yeah, I don't believe he was blonde. lol! I also don't believe he had long hair as depicted in most portraits. There's some place in the Bible (not sure where exactly) that talks about men not having long hair. But idk if it means it's a sin to have long hair.
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Yes, and I think it's in the New Testament, which is during and after Christ's crucifixion. Christ's laws changed dramatically. Well, we'll never really know until the afterlife. ;)
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Mideasterners are definitely not white like Europeans. Most of these religious arts are done in Europe and has been Eurocentricized. However, Mideasterners are also not black as we know Arabs are not black. They' tanned, dark, brown, but not like Africans. Furthermore, the bible has references to Hebrews being more light skinned compared to other Mesopotamian cultures of the area.

The only one questionable is Egyptians, were they black? Historical references claim Egyptians were dark skinned, but were they black or more like Arab. This is a debateable topic. However, I tend to believe they were both.

Many people do not know ancient Egypt is actually not the same as current modern nation of Egypt. Ancient Egypt use to comprise of areas covering modern Egypt and Sudan. In fact, Sudan use to be called the "Southern Egypt." So Egyptians were in fact comprised of multiple people groups including mideasterners and Sudanese.
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Not dark - olive toned, like any other Mediterranean, or rather, European, as per the premise of your meme.

For you to throw such a hissy fit about knowing historical knowledge yet go on to spout misinformation about that which you already supposedly know is hilariously hypocritical. Europa stretched from present day Southern Europe to the Near East, Middle East, and Northern Africa, surrounding the Mediterranean Sea - the water between the land. The barbaric hinterlands entered the map much later.

"Brown" Midle Easterners today come from an admixture of African brought in as slaves. While present back then, the numbers were so few that they were easily identifiable as they stuck out, as pointed out in the Bible.

"the bible has references to Hebrews being more light skinned compared to other Mesopotamian cultures of the area."

No, it doesn't. You yorself contradict this by stating Mary & Joseph passed as Egyptian.

"The only one questionable is Egyptians, were they black? Historical references claim Egyptians were dark skinned, but were they black or more like Arab. This is a debateable topic. However, I tend to believe they were both."

Um, they only painted murals of themselves, you confounded twit. They looked like their descendents today because that's who they are. The Nubian conquest and Dynasty brought in Sub Saharan African types, as well as did slaves. This was also presented in the murals. Since nobility, particularly women, didn't toil in the sun or venture outdoors much, they were usually pale, again, as seen on their murals.

Sudan? Ever hear of Nubia? Kush?

Next time you're going to have a major cradiac arrest, look up your facts. Bible school is cute, but hardly scholarly, given the agenda and the Northwestern Eurocentric Jayzuz revisionists that use it as a means of brainwashing uneducated dolts with high Ignorance Quotients.

Moron.
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Middle*
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yourself*

cardiac*

Was approaching 7am when I was typing the above, so a tad out of it,,,
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You're still trolling about with wall of text idiocy, but cha still ain't replied to this.
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Forgot to add, so though there were dark black Sudanese/Egyptians, but notice that more than 1 occasion, Joseph and Moses, who were able to pass off as Egyptians as well when they were darken tanned and wearing Egyptian clothes. So again, some Egyptians were mideasterners, while others were black.
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