When women say: "It's fine."
We think it means: "It's fine."
But they really mean: "It's anything but fine."
When women say: "We'll talk about this later."
We think it means: "I have something to discuss with you."
But they really mean: "I’m so furious with you that I can’t think straight. I need more time to gather ammunition and/or think about what the hell I’m still doing with you."
When women say: "I'm almost ready."
We think it means: "I'm almost ready."
But they really mean: "I’ll be ready when I’m ready. Could be 10 minutes, could be an hour. Find something else to do."
When women say: "I forgive you."
We think it means: "I forgive you."
But they really mean: "I’ve decided I can live with what you’ve done. But you should know that I’m going to use it against you for the rest of your life."
When women say: "There's nothing wrong."
We think it means: "There's nothing wrong."
Bit it really means: "How can you possibly not know that something is wrong? If you don't know, I'm not telling you!"
When women say: "We'll see."
We think it means: "We'll see."
But they really mean: "No."
When women say: "Maybe."
We think it means: "Maybe. It could go either way."
But they really mean: "No."
When women say: "Yes."
We think it means: "Yes."
But they really mean: "Maybe. Or maybe. But probably no."
