Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers

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So you mean to tell me you know someone’s identity better than they do?

Well Zach, there are only two genders created by God. You can't just make one up. I think that it would be irrational to identify yourself as something that doesn't exist. I'm not saying the people that do are insane or stupid, just saying that they are wrong but just don't realize it. Hope you understand and have a wonderful day. :)

By “God”??? Bruh what? You have no proof of this “God” and you can hold that personal faith to yourself but you have no right to take it to others and say “oh, your identify is invalid because MuH gOD”

Well, that's your opinion, I have mine. Agree to disagree. And have a good day

Because what would the world be without weirdos?

Didn't bother you in 2014 either.

2014? I'm pretty sure I was busy that night.

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I would hope that's a woman. It'd be a very creepy guy.

Judging from the big shoulders, brow ridge and square jaw, it's a guy. Sorry.

Ick.

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I sometimes get mistaken for a girl 'cos of my long hair.

You'd think that the mustache, deep voice, and masculine clothing choices would give away that I was male, but noo....

But, since you say so, of course it's my fault.

Cut your hair and tell me if the problem persists.

Screw you! I'm not going to cut my f**king hair!

Seriously, though, I can sort of understand, but there are so many other clues that point toward me being male that it shouldn't make that much of a difference.

Mustache? Deep voice? You're clearly a dude, and whoever mistakes you for a girl is an idiot. Don't cut your hair. Long hair is better, even on a scientific basis.

To be fair, most of them were looking at me from behind at the time, but still... geez...

Oh, and thanks! Long hair rules!

THIS IS WHY LONG HAIR RULES:

There was a top secret US military experiment with long hair.

There were a lot of Native Americans with long-ass hair which reached their toes. They all ABSOLUTELY BOSSED the tests and training. When the hair was shaven, and they went off to do the real thing, the Natives were absolutely shite at everything.

The US military had no idea what was going on, until someone suggested it was the hair that made them so awesome.

So the US military did an experiment: They put 2 people in different tents, one with long hair, and one bald. An 'assassin' was to come to the tents and catch the guys.

The guy with the long hair was out of the tent and far away hours before the 'assassin' came. The bald guy got caught.

And this happened EVERY TIME. NO MATTER WHAT NATIONALITY, NO MATTER WHAT GENDER. THE LONG HAIRED GUY ALWAYS WON.
ME SO KEEP THAT BEAUTIFUL LONG HAIR OF YOURS!!! BE PROUD!!!

(Also, Jesus had long hair.)

AWESOME!!!

YEAH!!! I have long hair!

Long hair? Dirty hippie. (JK)

Metalhead actually

Fixed it for you

What do I do with all those XY cells in my body, and maybe there are even XXX and XXY cells there - I have to through them all out in order to comply with the IMGFLIP mainstream opinion, otherwise they might think I am nuts.

(sorry - *throw) Sure! Male, female, hermaphrodite (prediction of Nostradamus) - with the whole scale in between, i.e. from 99.99 % male to 99.99% female (according to left-right hemisphere balance). Most Imgflippians will just "flip out" (that's what we would say in Germany; it means "freak out") and have a total collaps of their strictly dualistic "Weltanschauung".