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19 ups, 2y,
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This is the dumbest debate I've seen in my entire lifetime on this planet. The idea that this is even up for debate is very telling. Flat earthers are cavemen dragging their knuckles on the ground looking in the sky and believing they can almost touch it. Idiots.

All these tide pod eating, snowflakes who ignore actual science and believe the earth is flat.
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11 ups, 2y,
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13 ups, 2y,
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I didn't mention anything about liberals or millennials. I said tide pod eating snowflakes.

Also, there is actual evidence that the earth is not much older than 7,000 years old. Again, evolution is nothing but a theory. In order for evolution to be fact, it would have to be proven to be true. However, it has not been proven that evolution is real, so comparing the belief that the earth is 7,000 years old to the belief the earth is flat, isn't even close to the same thing. There is plenty of proof that the earth isn't flat.
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9 ups, 2y,
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7 ups, 2y,
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But unlike those theories you mention, the earth being a sphere is not a theory. It’s a proven fact. Just like the fact that the earth revolves around the sun instead of the other way around — which flat earthers believe is the case to explain how there is night and day.
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2 ups, 2y,
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4 ups, 2y,
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I believe since it’s proven, it’s not a theory, or maybe hypothesis is the better term.
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0 ups, 2y,
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1 up, 2y
I was going to read this comment and the reply line but I remembered I can't read 9123904871984732149803721 words in a day
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3 ups, 2y,
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Well, then enjoy knowing that smelly apes are related to you. Science is just another testament to God.
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3 ups, 2y
Good point, because fact is humans are naturally far smellier. More sweat glands, with the greatest concentration in areas with the longest body hair designed to capture said sweat so it can ferment nicely as it dries, concentrating it so it can waft nicely through the air to attract potential mates.

This was an adaptation to the amphibious life lead by the aquatic ape, which, as you already pointed out, bears a striking resemblance to you.

Wonder which Gods they were made in the image of?
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2 ups, 2y,
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4 ups, 2y
So if science can't disprove nor prove there is a God. He doesn't exist? I for one have seen and heard miracles that come from prayer. I have Faith that he does exist.
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1 up, 2y
I feel an argument about to begin...
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5 ups, 2y,
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I like flat earth Christians. Heaven is above us and hell below us. At least they're consistent.
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2 ups, 2y,
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Since Earth is round, the heavens are all around us. It's just perspective that heaven is "above" us, because we are all on the surface of the world (except those in deep space).

As for evolution, I got funny memes(copy and paste into your address bar):
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/af/73/ee/af73ee866706a3987c3a934c873bed9c.jpg

https://forthesakeofscience.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/billo-meme-2.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/HEoEpg0.jpg
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4 ups, 2y
:)
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3 ups, 2y,
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Actually, most of them are milennials. They're jus stealth parodists who only claim to believe that stuff because they think it's funny.
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0 ups, 13h
I agree, but some took their theory WAY too far that they were sometimes trying to shut down Youtube channels and stuff, even though Youtube didn't do anything wrong or offensive, because they were just trying to educate flat earthers.
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3 ups, 2y
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1 up, 10m
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1 up, 2y
I actually feel that the human race is devolving. It’s been too long without Darwinism
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16 ups, 2y,
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Going to the front page.
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11 ups, 2y,
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we shall see!
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8 ups, 2y
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14 ups, 2y,
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12 ups, 2y,
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4 ups, 2y
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14 ups, 2y
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11 ups, 2y
U go to front, now!
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10 ups, 2y
Ill just leave this here for flat earthers so they can stop just stop
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9 ups, 2y,
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13 ups, 2y
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9 ups, 2y
Lol, I could make these all day... X D
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8 ups, 2y
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8 ups, 2y
WARNING:

This meme contains the one crucial point that shall mark the end of Flat Earthers.
Congratulations, NickHanauer.
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7 ups, 2y
jokes on you flat earthers
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7 ups, 2y,
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Education has been compromised to be all inclusive.
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8 ups, 2y
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7 ups, 2y
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6 ups, 2y,
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4 ups, 2y
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5 ups, 2y
This meme has a great point and it made me grin!
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6 ups, 2y,
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I don’t get it ._.
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5 ups, 2y,
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5 ups, 2y,
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2 ups, 2y,
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I thought the flat earth model looks like this: https://i1.wp.com/www.dailygrail.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/flat-earth.jpg?resize=759%2C500&ssl=1

So in that model, it only revolves above Earth, so if flat Earth was true, you'd still be able to see the sun at night, just like you can see a light bulb far away even when it's not illuminating where you are. http://i.imgur.com/CHSpwlC.png

Since the moon according to flat earth model, is in the same orbital path, there would be no lunar eclipses because nothing on the flat earth model is between the sun and moon. https://i0.wp.com/flatearthdeception.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/sun-moon-lunar-eclipse.gif?resize=600%2C600
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3 ups, 2y
You do understand that I’m not a flat earth believer. No need to convince me :)
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2 ups, 2y,
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"Modda
To claim what you posted are "facts" IS contradictory to logic."

CLtheman1, nice to see you deleted and reposted minus the pretentious:

"TRIGGER WARNING: Facts and logic ahead"

For a newb who out of the blue thought they can harrass me on some 8 month old meme and continue eleswhere and get away with, you sure are a little on the 'sensitive side'
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3 ups, 2y,
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"For a newb who out of the blue thought they can harrass me on some 8 month old meme and continue eleswhere and get away with, you sure are a little on the 'sensitive side'"
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1 up, 2y
READ IT, you rude little emo boy. YOU started up with me AGAIN, days later for no reason yet again, did you not?
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2 ups, 2y,
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Face it, you wanna troll me. But really you're wasting your precious time on little old me.
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1 up, 2y,
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You wanted me to troll you. Sought me out, called me stupid for calling a REAL troll with multiple alts which he uses to harrass newbs stupid after he called another stupid.
You didn't even read the entire exchange between me and him.

DO IT.

Then check his profile.

Then check mine.

I've been mellow for near a year here, getting a bit slack even.

Now you brought me back,
Even starting up again AFTER I let you alone that night.
And you're telling me NOW you don't want to play?
That's Ok, guy, you don't have to.

But as for me?

We've

only

just

begun.
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2 ups, 2y,
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While you were sending me your little rage fits, I was too busy making this long post, WITH EVIDENCE! I just like screenshotting it when it first happened.

"You wanted me to troll you. Sought me out, called me stupid for calling a REAL troll with multiple alts which he uses to harrass newbs stupid after he called another stupid.
You didn't even read the entire exchange between me and him."
LOL... Wat? Okay...

1. I didn't want you to troll me. What kind of person likes to be trolled??

2. I wasn't looking for you, but I saw you were calling a nerd stupid. I assumed it was because they wrote you a whole "essay" length post. In my post I said I didn't mean to insult you, and that's that. If you can't take my sincerity, I just don't know.

3. Nothing justifies attacking me by following my comments and dragging the issue into other pages, such as this one. Oh, I checked the other person's profile and didn't see anything because I checked it the lazy way. Congratulations on trying to blame AnotherWorldView, me, and not taking any responsibility for your own actions!
Here's a quote regarding revenge: "Weak people revenge, strong people forgive, intelligent people ignore."

4. Let's face it, I disagreed with you, and you got all upset and started harassing me on different pages such as this one. Do you know what an intolerant liberal is? How old are you, exactly?(Don't have to answer that.) I used to be just like you, not wanting people to have opposing opinions. I was an intolerant liberal, too! But I've gone through some things and I've deleted some negative, self-limiting beliefs. I'm no longer an intolerant liberal. What about you?
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2 ups, 2y,
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Yeah, just like I said.

Now scroll above and read, you silly child.
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1 up, 2y,
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You calling me names and following my comments to have the conversation...is understandable (it took a while then I got an impression that the guy who started it was the guy who started it). Desperate times call for desperate measures. But, you calling me names and all that was exactly why I was very reluctant and resentful towards you... Don't do that again.

But I went back and saw a trigger warning(or a few) in his post that is really provocative. Go back to the origin point and and see.
1 up, 2y
Your father, your fellow gamers - they were wrong. You just plain ol'tarded, ain'tcha, son?

Got an idea. Since you and the that ultra-lefto muja lover feel so threatened by my harmful words, why don't you accompany him here to kill me like he threatened to do on that meme (and others. That's not the one where he used the pic of some Habib MMA fighter pretending to be him, is it?)? Society must be protected.
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1 up, 2y,
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Okay so what if I make a mistake? So what if I'm a noob? So what if I'm sensitive?
A quote I like: "To keep silent when we should protest makes cowards of men."
There's no edit button. I was about to thank you for pointing it out but I don't know. You really do like to waste your life on another's to point out their mistakes, don't you?
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1 up, 2y
Did it not ever occur to that pretentious wannabe psuedo-intellectual little speshul snowflake noggin of yours that maybe, just maybe, you were right?

I AM an idiot.

I AM a troll.

I AM going to waste MY time proving YOU right,,,,
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1 up, 2y
To claim what you posted are "facts" IS contradictory to logic.
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