Al Bundy: A REAL man. Here's to all the men who hate their lives, but still don't quit.

Al Bundy: A REAL man. Here's to all the men who hate their lives, but still don't quit. | HATES HIS WIFE, HATES HIS KIDS, HATES HIS NEIGHBORS, HATES HIS JOB, HATES HIS LIFE STAYS MARRIED, DOESN'T BEAT HIS KIDS, DOESN'T SHOOT HIS N | image tagged in memes,married with children,al bundy,real men | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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BEST SPEECH EVER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
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14 ups, 1 reply
I remember that speech (among many others) and it was awesome!
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6 ups, 1 reply
what show is that from?
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5 ups, 2 replies
Not sure the name of it, but it was a library theme. I think it was the one where Bud Bundy was being sexually gabby the librarian. She wanted him and all he wanted to do was study. Don't know 100%, but I think it was that one.
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6 ups, 1 reply
Actually it was the one where Al discovers he has an overdue library book (the little engine that could) from 1957 and he goes to return it thinking the librarian wouldn't be there anymore but she wqs holding off retirement til she could mock him one last time. In the end he took her sugarbowl to presumably put in her gas tank.

Either wat that is a very motivational speach for me!
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5 ups
Ah, yes. I remember now.
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3 ups, 1 reply
No, what is the name of the show?
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5 ups, 1 reply
Married With Children
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3 ups, 1 reply
Never heard of it...
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6 ups, 1 reply
Either you're 10 years old or you've lived in a cave all your life and never came out. Or you're lying. lol.
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3 ups, 3 replies
Nope, I'm 16 and have never heard of this show...
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5 ups, 1 reply
Then you haven't lived. You should check it out. It's hilarious.
4 ups
It's my most favor-right show in all thee wool whorld!
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0 ups, 1 reply
I'm 16 and also haven't heard of the show too
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We should start a cult
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10 ups
One of my all time favorite speeches. Upvoted.
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9 ups
So beautiful

i.imgflip.com/244zf7.gif (click to show)
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4 ups
The good old days!
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17 ups, 4 replies
...and he cared about his daughter's virtue more than she did:

i.imgflip.com/269d0d.gif (click to show)
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11 ups, 1 reply
I loved those scenes! He actually fought for the Bundy name, even if some of his Bundy's were not well liked by him. lol! But they did come together when a fight broke out.
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12 ups
Can I get a "Whoa Bundy!"
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6 ups, 1 reply
Maybe on TV...
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4 ups
That's Christina Applegate in her 20s...
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I've always been partial to the Fan Theory that Modern Family is a 'Filtered' sequel to Married With Children... ie That Al & Jay are the same person, and that Claire 'used to be' Kelly and Bud came out to become Mitchell... and the different names/ traits are due to the rights to each 'story' were acquired by a different Studio and filtered through different staff

(if you remember the short lived 'Shit my Dad says' series on CBS with William Shatner, the author/tweeter who inspired that show also had a Book about his Teen years Turned into a Fox series called 'Surviving Jack' with both shows being 'semi-autobiographical
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I worked with the writer of that book (Shit My Dad Says) on his website while I was at GoDaddy. I was on the call with him laughing my ass off at the excerpts on the site. Everyone was staring at me until I put the site in chat, and then my whole area was in tears laughing.
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as far as the shows go, Shit my dad says was 'ok' it became too 'Shatner-ized' compared to the website version of 'dad'... I Loved Surviving Jack (Christopher Meloni from SVU was the dad... I found an extra degree of funny upon learning the shows were connected... in thinking of how he'd eventually 'become' Shatner... though that thought train gets creepy when by the same logic Will Sasso on SMDS used to be a sexy blonde teenage girl)
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7 ups, 1 reply
Just watched all the grandmaster B jokes, hilarious!
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i.imgflip.com/26975b.jpg (click to show). Honestly, Al Bundy was a much better man than a lot we see these days. And I think he loved the family, whether he liked to admit it or not :)
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6 ups, 1 reply
I remember his dollar bill on the string when he took Bud for his birthday lol
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3 ups
Freaking awesome
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4 ups, 1 reply
Lol
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3 ups
Dammit you're right.
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11 ups
20 years later: A lot has changed by the Internet! You don't have to remain where Al Bundy left - get smart and improve your situation!
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9 ups, 1 reply
Says it all.
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6 ups
What's funny is that he now also plays a dad in Modern Family.
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6 ups, 1 reply
One of the few shows i will watch reruns of. Still liked the show better when Steve was on it.
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I actually liked it better with Jefferson. I liked how he was such a mooch and Marci only kept him around because he was a good sex toy. lol. I also liked how Jefferson would always silently laugh behind Marci's back when Al made fun of her.
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Modern Family. Nothing will ever compare to his character on Married With Children.
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up vote :-)
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5 ups, 1 reply
Came VERY close several times...
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6 ups, 1 reply
REAL Real men.
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4 ups, 1 reply
Then there wouldn't be any reason to use Al Bundy as the template.
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4 ups, 1 reply
If you don't get the message or the joke, then I don't know what to tell you.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Maybe that's just my mistake tho.
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4 ups, 1 reply
It can mean different things to different people.
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Seems legit.
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4 ups, 1 reply
I love that show! Awesome meme too sir. From the aliens visiting him to their trip to Dump Water Florida. :)
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https://imgflip.com/i/26c267
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k
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2 ups, 1 reply
The struggle is real, and those who fight with it, are REAL heroes!
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@Pascalean ll
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Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
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:D
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Now that is a REAL tough guy! UPVOTE!
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Such a great show! And it still holds up today, still just as funny!
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