I know couples who are celebrating 35 years of being best friends and soulmates! Here's to them, and here's to you!

I've been with my wife for 24 years, 17 married, and have never and will cheat on her despite her having major health problems that limits her sex drive. I've had two very attractive women over the years make themselves available to me, but each time I ran from it. I love my wife too much to cheat on her.

When you think about what SHE deserves instead of what you WANT, your perspective changes, yes?

Lol:)

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This really deserves an upvote.

That's quite an accomplishment. Congrats. My parents and my wife's parents have both been married 53 faithful years.

when you have a gf and another woman goes in for the kiss...

Me too.

From the moment I've read your username,I knew you were my long-lost Blood Brother <3

Every woman thinks I'm a creepy, lifeless weirdo.

Going on ten yrs. married and faithful here. Feel like a pup compared to some of y’alls marriages! Though I’m probably just as old as most of you... ; )

You've got that right!

It's not cheating when you have permission lol

How long is this list anyways?

And I promise you, sooner or later there WILL be a penalty kick... there always is!

Not that there's anything chance of either of us getting the opportunity lol

lol

My friend refers to her as Jennifer-loves-to-do-it

How about Jennifer Love Twoitt? imgflip.com/i/1hal60

Just celebrated our 40th anniversary. There isn't a celebrity out there that would cause me to take the chance of losing what I have.

For some years I told my wife that Tina Turner was the only woman who could steal me away. About ten years ago I told her Tina had missed her shot. (Happily married 48 years in January.)

Never cheated on her and never will. I also trust her completely. Thankfully we have mutual respect. When I see an attractive female, I can imagine what life would be like with her, how much we have nothing in common and things just wouldn't work out and I can do all that in 30 seconds. I could never have met anyone more compatible. 37 years married together in April.

Excellent meme by the way.

Congratulations on 37 years! Yeah, I find lots of women attractive, but I’m sure we could never make a good couple for all those years.
I still look though :-)

WTF. You're not dead yet.

Lol, amen :-)

My wonderful wife today still laughs at this story after 14 years together.