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Bad Pun Hayden Panettiere
He was in the Nile. He was IN DENIAL. He most likely didn’t want to think of what would happen if he lost all of his slaves!
“Putting out a blazing fire AND taking your whole family out of there? That will be $200.00.”
“Rescuing the stupid dog will be another extra $90.00, thank you very much!”
Star Wars Yoda
The modern-day Stannis Barratheon? :D
It's dangerous to be a Targaryen loyalist these days. Nope! I am not a Targaryen loyalist. Nope, nope, nope! Maybe? Secretly?
Also, apparently, Californians are Lannister bannermen. Which makes sense. We have tons of gold mines here in California!
Bad Pun Anna Kendrick
Noah's ark was made of wood (gopher wood, to be exact). Joan of Arc was MAID of Orleans. It's a play on words. MADE and MAID.