You guys deserve each other. Reminds me of my favorite Bible verse, "And anyone who disagrees with you treat them like crap, for they are F**k faces and morons. Never admit any wrongdoing or apologize for being a jerk, for you are my children, and nothing you do is wrong, because those other guys, they're like, bad too, so it's all good, screw 'em, high fives, up top, F**k faces get lost."
I love some modern American Christians. They can never be wrong. Pride goeth before the being awesome, right? "What do you mean I have to hold myself to a higher standard and treat people like I'd want to be treated? That's not in any Bible I'VE ever read!"