That's what I get for allowing a girl in my fort in the first place

;-)

*crickets chirp*

Spend 3 racks on a new chain

I know, right? That noise is freaking s-- WHAT DID THAT ROCKER JUST SAY?

That Rocker just said that so... according to all known laws of aviation...

Twisted Sister: "WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!" *Condescending dad flings out of window by unknown force*

At least the condescending dad had no pain left...

*He rushes back upstairs only to be met by Twisted Sister and dragged back down... talk about crushing the ego!*

"I WON A ROCK!" A rock to throw at haters, a rock to chisel memes with, and a rock to hide under when the mood goes away!

Two out of three ain't bad.

Thank god she lets you imgflip- that'd be a deal breaker! ;-)

:)

al had to quit no ma'am in order to focus on the campaign

My brother was six years older than me, so we didn't play a whole lot by the time I was old enough to remember. But I'll never forget one day in the woods behind or pond he took time to build an an awesome hidden fort with me. Good times

My wife (ex now) said that to me as well. I said "I know you are but what am I?"

future wife then

A meme I uploaded a long time ago but didn't get any upvotes. Maybe now it will? ;)

I can't "meme comment" yet but I'll take the initiative to:

MY GIRLFRIEND MAY SAY I'M "TOO IMMATURE"
BUT I CALL IT "OBJECTIVE-ISM" AND BEING TRUE TO MYSELF

Can't touch dis'.

I don't care what she calls me, as long as it ain't late for dinner! Yeah, I know it's corny and old. So am I.

That reminds me of another front page meme..

No! My box!

: p

I'm on a roll today :-)

Can you do my laundry too.

AKA , The House. Which he then was thrown out by One Angry Wife

Nice one, imgflip.com/i/22wvh5

[image deleted]