Another submission for my Stupid Criminals Week a MemefordandSons Event Jan 6 to Jan 13

True story... Sad days

id like a number everything times 10

She'd have to be on her devices 24/7. Does she not work?

According to my uneducated math abilities, she did 13s calls for a week straight

1 week = 10080 minutes (60*24*7)
77639 calls / 10080 = 7.7 calls per minute, so every 7.8 seconds. The news article mentions she used 3 phones, though. She also used energy drinks and amphetamines to stay awake.

8 calls per minute, 4 messages per minute, 11.5 emails per hour 1.3 sung messages per hour and almost 4 letters per hour...

shoulda called and hang up instantly

This man was arrested here in Texas recently after committing several armed robberies. They caught him because he had his social security number tattooed on his forehead. No joke.

You just can't beat this though...

I'd say she owes her boyfriend an apology too! :)

:)

then why would she be an ex-girlfriend

lol

She really doesn't look like she has an unlimited data plan...

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A new mentor for OAGs everywhere.

False! nobody lives in albuquerque JK i live in albuquerque and no it wasn't me she was calling

suuuuuuuuuuuuure

when overly attached girlfriend is calling you out on your insanity, you might be a little insane.

And the b*tch was set! Thanks Verizon

Physically impossible. She would have to call every 7-3/4 seconds 24/7. And text every 14-1/2 sec. at some point she’d have to text and call at the same time and that is impossible. At some point at least three of these things would happen at the same time and it would be impossible.

I fully agree, even if she had more than a week she couldn't pull it off.
She could however been hacked somehow so she would be framed for the crime. Perhaps boyfriend had it skillz ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I

This person is ether crazy of mad in love

Fake story, if it were true wouldn't you include the woman's name? Fake story and not even funny. Get it off of here.