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lady on the phone | HELLO, ISLAMIC BAKERY YES I'D LIKE TO ORDER A CAKE WITH A CARTOON OF MOHAMMED AND YES PUT SOME BACON ON IT TOO. | image tagged in lady on the phone | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Too Damn High Meme | THE AMOUNT OF IRONY IN THIS MEME IS TOO DAMN HIGH | image tagged in memes,too damn high | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lol, nice one
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Success Kid Meme | IRONIC | image tagged in memes,success kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Thanks
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | WHO PUTS BACON ON CAKE | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
gonna taste horrible (got the joke)
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BACON MAPLE DONUTS ARE AWESOME! SO CAKE SHOULD BE TOO! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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7 ups, 2 replies
I tried Dennys ice cream with bacon chips. It was actually pretty ok!
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7 ups, 1 reply
Burger King had a couple of years ago sundaes with caramel and bacon. Had it once, wish I could have it again (I don't live too close to one and have no car, so....), it was awesome.
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6 ups, 1 reply
I had a contact high from my friends bf the night I tried it. Lol
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6 ups, 1 reply
Wait, wha?
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6 ups, 2 replies
Ok jerry...
My gal pals(friend) sexual partner (boyfriend)
Was smoking marijuana and I got a little light headed, giggly, paranoid, and hungry from the smoke floating in the air (contact high).
We went to Dennys (restaurant) and I had 4 pieces of bacon(back portion of hog) and half an omelet.
I was hungry still and saw the bacon sundae and ordered it.
I had 2 heartattacks that night.
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5 ups, 1 reply
I thought you meant like he ate one of them then you got a taste after through some 'silent conversation'
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6 ups, 1 reply
Lol. Jack. You da ma'am!!
;) I<3----<
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5 ups
BWAHAHAH
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4 ups
yeet
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Sonic has a peanut butter and bacon shake. I love it!!!
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Mmmmmm.
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9 ups, 1 reply
people put pineapple on pizza, why not ruin cake too?
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true
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7 ups, 1 reply
Thanks kiddo ;)
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actually at a restaurant called The Fish Camp in Tavares Florida they serve a bacon salted caramel cheesecake and it is absolutely delicious.
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Are soad Islamic? I know they're from turkey.
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5 ups, 2 replies
Serj Tankian,DaronMalakian and Shavo Odadjian are from Armenia,not Turkey.John Dolyaman is Lebanese.As for their religious status,I really have no idea.Some say they're Muslim,some say they're Christian,some say they're against organized religion and have their own beliefs about God.But hey,does it matter?
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Armenians are Christian. In fact, Aremenia was the first country to adopt it as a state religion. Turks tried to exterminate them because of it.

Maronites in Syria and Lebanon are the oldest Christian Church. Of course, Lebanon is mixed religion.
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6 ups, 2 replies
To me it does. I don't like muslims.
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5 ups, 2 replies
My German teacher is muslim and I don't like her.Not because she's muslim(here in Bosnia,muslims aren't even close to muslims in Arabia or Turkey.They don't wear those blackand white rags ofer their heads and a lot of them actually eat pork and drink alcohol!Although,she doesn't eat pork/drink alcohol),but because she's really dumb.She often criticizes me and my other friend with a functional brain(unlike the rest of the kids in my school)for actually using my brain and "offending" her when I say that a lot of stuff on TV is bullshit and rots your brain.If that's not dumb,I have no idea what is.He(the friend I just mentioned) doesn't like her either,of course.When I talk to a muslim,I try to ignore the fact they're muslim as much as possible.If they're being really irritating about islam,then I avoid them as much as possible.Best way of dealing with people from my perspective!
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2 ups, 1 reply
I dated a girl who was genetically arabic and from a muslim family but she was an atheist, and it was some of the best sex that I have ever had.
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3 ups, 1 reply
That must've been awesome!
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3 ups, 1 reply
totally
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Oh,and if that commentmade me sound like I hate muslims,I just want to say I don't hate or dislike them(but I understand why some people do).Sorry for the confusion xD
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Yea. They're having babies 5 to 1 to you guys. Wait until they out number you.
Nice to hear about it though.
Thanks.
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4 ups, 1 reply
but the average Armerican obviously has no idea about European history. Go on with disliking everything in your simple minds which looks foreign and which you don't understand instead of really dealing with it - it sure has an old tradition you even don't know about and will contribute to present idiocy of the world.
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"Saved" You mean when they conquered Constantinople and conquered it from the actual Greeks who had been protecting it? The christian Greeks? You clearly don't know any more about history than you learned in elementary school. The "saving" of great western classics was just a side effect of their conquest of a western empire that had ALREADY been protecting that knowledge.
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Keep your mouth shut if you don't know what you are talking about and are too stupid to google the facts.I am not talking about the conquest of Constantinople. At that time the huge loss of classical Greek and Latin literature after 475 A.D. (year the Library of Constaninople - the last big antique librabry -burnt down) had already since long taken place. The Arabs had a lot of Arabic translations of Greek and Latin literature collected in the "Bayt al Hikma" in Bagdad since about 800 A.D. - and many of the orignals where lost often because the Christians didn't like the "pagan" Greek literature. The Arabic texts where later back-translated into Latin and Greek (so-called "Greaco-Arabica"), I am really getting tired of teaching not very educated users of Imfglip facts they could google themselves - and I guess I will stop this now because I do not have time to waste for people who are not even capable to research facts.
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The dipshit is you. 475 A.D., when the library burnt down, Zenon and Basiliskos were emperors in Constinopel, there were no muslims around in the city. This is my last comment, you uneducated idiot - except for next time, if you repeat to post shit, I will tell you perhaps: si tacuisses, philosophus fuisses, if anything at all. People like you should simply be ignored liek bad air..
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The fire in the 470s A.D. failed to destroy all of the works in the library, as many were saved by the Byzantines. It wasn't until the fall to the Ottomans that the majority of the knowledge that had been contained within was lost(to be so "graciously" returned later on). A library in reality is the knowledge contained within, not the building. You can act like you know everything, but it doesn't change the fact that you're a moron that cherry picks history to fit whatever idea you want to get across. I hope that was your last comment, because the rest of us are better off without your biased horseshit. Intellectual dishonesty at its finest.
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Hypatia blesses you.
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7 ups, 1 reply
Good one!
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XD
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:D
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This came up on my fb memories feed.
Lol!!! One year ago today.
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4 ups
Awesome.
We're bakery meme siblings lol!
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3 ups, 1 reply
JACKSMITH APPROVES
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This is actually pretty funny...
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4 ups, 1 reply
Natalie :D long time no see! I got a name change :D
(was LedSkull1337)
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3 ups
Hey dude! I love the new name!!
Praise kek.
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It was for like 2 days. :)
Thanks!!
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4 ups, 2 replies
Quit punching down...everyone knows Islam is bad.
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4 ups
tell that to the people that want them to flood into our country preaching that they're a peaceful people of a peaceful religion.
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3 ups
Sadly a lot do not. Like the fake feminists.
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Upvotes on upvotes week!
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Don't forget snacks for the littler ones.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Well isn't this offensive :(
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3 ups, 1 reply
I would hope it wasn't anymore offensive then a gay couple trying to force a Christian baker to make them a queer cake. :(
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2 ups, 1 reply
I think the key to liberal logic is "If it offends us, it's horrible and unacceptable. If it offends them, we should push it as hard as we can."
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1 up, 3 replies
Funny, that's exactly what many conservatives believe as well
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Because we believe that the baker has a right to be left alone and make his own choices about who he serves? We aren't saying gay wedding cakes should be banned. If you don't see the difference...
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That may be true, but you should join the Shrektacular party! Here, if it offends anyone, we don't care!
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You're stalking my memes hard this weekend. Lol
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1 up, 1 reply
This was on the front page, how am I stalking your memes? :3 I found the pokeball one by checking your profile, that's true. And for the record, I didn't downvote that one or this one.
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I'm just flattered. Stalking wasn't the right word.
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