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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | IN 1896 IT WAS 104 DEGREES ON THIS DAY WHERE I LIVE, WHICH WAS A RECORD TODAY IT REACHES 86 DEGREES AND THE LEFT WANTS TO TALK ABOUT GLOBAL  | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Back In My Day Meme | BACK IN MY DAY THERE WERE WOOLLY MAMMOTHS ON MY LAWN | image tagged in memes,back in my day | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I love global warming. I wouldn't want to clean up behind woolly mammoths on my lawn. End the ice age!
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Brace Yourselves X is Coming Meme | BRACE YOURSELVES CLIMATE CHANGE IS COMING | image tagged in memes,brace yourselves x is coming | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Brace Yourselves X is Coming Meme | BRACE YOURSELVES, CLIMATE CHANGE CAME AND WENT AND CAME AND WENT . . . THE GLOBAL CLIMATE HAS BEEN CHANGING FOR CENTURIES AND MAN WILL NEVER | image tagged in memes,brace yourselves x is coming | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Third World Skeptical Kid Meme | SO YOU'RE TELLING ME CLIMATE CHANGE IS HAPPENING BUT I DON'T SEE THE SKY RAINING COINS | image tagged in memes,third world skeptical kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Y'all Got Any More Of That Meme | CAN YOU SPARE ANY CLIMATE CHANGE? | image tagged in memes,yall got any more of | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SURE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Matrix Morpheus Meme | WHAT IF I TOLD THE LEFT THAT IT WAS CALLED "WEATHER" | image tagged in memes,matrix morpheus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Global warming... Global cooling... Climate change... Why can't liberals understand that it's weather?
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Actually, the left forbids actually talking about it. It is to be accepted as fact, without any qualifiers or conditions. Then we are to unquestionly accept their proposed "solution" without considering whether it is feasable (getting individuals to change thier behavior enough), the economic consequences (not just for our country, but many developing ones), or whether or not scientists believe it would even have a meaningful impact.
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That is why they changed their terms to "climate change"
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climate change does occur naturally, but pollution by man has accelerated it. One skeptical scientist had his own, well thought out ideas on disproving the then current climate change arguments. with a grant from the Koch Brothers, he set out to prove it wrong. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/30/opinion/the-conversion-of-a-climate-change-skeptic.htmlhttp://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/30/opinion/the-conversion-of-a-climate-change-skeptic.html

After Muller's study, even the Kochs admitted it was real, although they still pay plenty to block legislation that would bring it under control.
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A massive volcanoe erruption can do more climate change in one day than humans in a milenia. You keep believing everything they tell you. Are you even aware that the Sun is getting brighter by burning off its protons and eventually double its size and engulf the planet? Are you even aware that the Moon is going away from the earth about 3.8 centimeters per year, the same moon in charge of our ocean waves and keeping the Earths tilt in place? Are you aware that the super hot planet Venus is rich on CO2, but there are no humans there? Are you even aware that the Earth contains something much more denser than CO2 called H2O which will turn eventually even hotter than Venus? Did you know that at one point the Earth was so hot that it burned off the facing side of the Moon? Because if you are not then you need to study. There has always been and there will always be climate change. The Earth is doomed to burn, one thing scientists and Christians agree with. So unless we find a way out of this planet, I hope your soul belongs to Jesus.
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Let me guess, you never change the oil in your car, check your tire pressure, or any other routine maintenance. even doing that, your engine will continue to wear out. your tires will go flat. those are items that can be easily. replaced. the planet isn't that easy to replace
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Replacing the planet is the only solution for humanity and any species of life forms in this planet. Plain simple, if you can't accept that then you are delusional. I even replace my own car every 7 years or so, LET ME GUESS, you never replaced your car. I accept it and embrace it, everyone is going to die some day, it is part of nature, it is not about the length of the journey but the quality. I suggest for you to take a break from watching tv, maybe you can break free from that program.
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6 ups, 2 replies
You can't pick one single year to make your argument. What do the trends and patterns show over decades or even centuries? That's like seeing one red car drive into a parking lot and concluding that all the cars in that parking lot must therefore be red.
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8 ups
Exactly. And there is no real data (data that isn't made up to push an agenda) that proves global warming is even a real problem. It's a farce.
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3 ups, 2 replies
Let's say over the years you've become a bloated. alcoholic, diabetic. You go to a doctor and they say to you "You need to stop smoking, eat right, and exercise or you're gonna die soon!" Well you don't like that so you go to another doctor...that says the same thing. And you don't like that so you go to another and another and you go to 30 doctors that all tell you the same thing.

THEN #31 says "Hey, you know what, you look great. Those other guys have an agenda against you and want you to be healthy, but you're fine! Keep up what you're doing."

Who do you believe?
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Funny that you mentioned that. 20 to 25 years ago the media controlled by politicians where saying that in 10 years there was not going to be any potable water. I was a teen by then and bought into that cheap, yet we still have potable water. They are just using this to scare people to take advantage from. Are you really going to believe Al Gore? That guy is a psycho. I call it homeland terrorism.
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I would believe the first 30, but the analogy seems to be lost on me :3
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97% of scientists say climate change is real and we need to do something. 3% say everything is fine.
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That stat Is based on a two-question online survey, of which only 5% of respondents were climate scientists.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/425232/97-percent-solution-ian-tuttle
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Where do you het those numbers? Do you consider Al Gore a scientist? One other thing to add to my list of things about climate change, sun cycles, and earth' s orbit around the sun always changes...
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F**king hell, I can't spell.
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With acid rain the climate isn't really changing all over the planet. It's just acid rain in local areas.

The earth's core isn't fluctuating any more than half a degree, but it has been doing this for thousands of years.
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3 ups, 2 replies
I was kidding. In the 70s we were told that acid rain would kill all the trees.
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Oh, okay. Misread your comment.
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2 ups, 1 reply
In the 70s they were also talking about global cooling and how we need to change to prevent the next ice age. Looks like we did too good a job. :)
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2 ups, 1 reply
Ha! We were supposed to run out of oil too!
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Out of potable water in the early 2000s. Homeland terrorism, scare the uneducated to take advantage of them. History repeats over and over.
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FACTS are facts. 97% of scientists come to come to the same conclusion because of facts aka data. You think this is some conspiracy?

If you went to 32 doctors that all said "you need to stop smoking, exercise, and eat right or you're gonna die soon" but you don't like that so you go to a 33rd that says..."NAH- you're good. Keep doing what you're doing." Which is what you awant to hear.... Who you gonna believe?
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4 ups, 2 replies
Actually, facts are proving the glaciers shrinking, they're expanding. There is more ice than there has been in decades.

According to Al Gore we were supposed to be pretty much destroyed (humans) by now if we continued on the path we were on. That's about as much egg on your face as you can get. More and more people are beginning to realize this whole global warming/climate change is a huge hoax.

And science actually backs up smoking is bad for your health. It doesn't back up climate change.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Maybe now it's just a different industry.
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3 ups, 1 reply
When my grandfather was younger, doctors actually recommended smoking as a form of stress relief x_x Whoopsie

I like the global hunger/steak analogy :) it makes me want to facepalm when I hear people in JANUARY say "what global warming? It's snowing!"
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4 ups, 2 replies
I've seen old 50's commercials that we're hocking Camel cigs and they asked, "what brand of cigarettes do you smoke, doctor?"

Seriously... Lol
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3 ups
The tobacco companies were paying off the doctors....Like the fossil fuel industry is paying off the scientists now
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XD
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I have a whole collection of old commercials, especially cigarette commercials. They're awesome!
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2 ups, 2 replies
Also you are just wrong with your "facts", sorry.

Glaciers (on a global scale) are shrinking while in SOME areas they are growing.
https://www.skepticalscience.com/himalayan-glaciers-growing-intermediate.htm

Same for the ice: https://www.nasa.gov/content/goddard/nasa-study-shows-global-sea-ice-diminishing-despite-antarctic-gains

Again- looking at small data sets (like weather) don't explain the larger picture (like climate.) Same as saying "There's no global hunger, I just ate a steak!" or "What global warming, it's cold where I am!"

Take your blinders off.
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The idea is that the record stands for over 120 years. 1896 it reached 104. With all this so-called climate change and global warming, it should have reached 110 by now.

Yes, there are record highs all over the place being set in the past 10 years. I get that. But there are a lot of these so-called scientists who predicted things 20 years ago that simply have not happened or aren't even close to happening.

It's a farce. It's a way for a one world government to control the people. It's a way to squeeze extra money out of us. Set up worthless regulations that won't stop anything. That's what was happening with the Paris Accord. It was a way to get the United States to fork over billions for dumb regulations that do nothing to change climate.
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The temperatures they base their studies off of are used by measuring from the ground near the concrete sidewalk.
Another huge indicator it isn't real is all (including gore) don't practice what they preach. It's like obamacare. They all want us to follow the rules, but dey don has 2.
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It's tongue-in-cheek, of course. Your behavior doesn't disprove Christianity. But it does call into question the claim that Christianity makes people more loving and moral.
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Lol. You you know me
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Ha! I saw that joke a mile away :)
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Also, the fake Natalie account isn't me. I have zero alt accounts (not counting tekbarrier which is my old, disused account).
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3 ups, 1 reply
The term 97% of scientists agree...
They agree because the only scientists who get the grants are the ones who believe in it. If they didn't believe in it they wouldn't be able to get the grants.
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Love the user name :)
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Thanks <3.
The fake account above is Octavia trolling me.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Oh, I couldn't tell which one was mocking the other. :)
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3 ups, 1 reply
Lol. You know you have triggered a liberal when they're last pathetic attempt is to copy you and tarnish your name.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Well, since they can't think for themselves, they have to mimick others :)
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Lol. Exactly.
I'm the words of the savior of the usa.
"Just sad!"
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Bullcrap. You're just plucking random data points from the air to fit an agenda. Republicans and Fox News do the same thing because they are funded by the fuel industry to deny the science.
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2 ups, 2 replies
There is no science to prove "global warming."
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By supporting deregulation, you're only voting to hurt yourself, unless you're one of the oligarchs.
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Read above Tom. I listed over 6 things that have been causing climate change for over 4 billion of years. Don't know how old you are, but I remember very vividly early 2000s media and politicians pushing the same agenda with potable water, we only had 10 years left worth of it, oh noes! And they got data, backed up by scientists, it was all over the news. Before that it was global cooling, we were going to have a second ice age. The fact is that our planet is going to be engulfed by the Sun, the moon is going to move away from the earth, the earths orbit around the sun constantly changes, no-one can stop that. So what now?
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Again, picking random sets of data or a single point in time where someone was wrong doesn't disprove the data that show global temperatures are on the rise at an unprecedented rate.
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Okay tom67, I want to hear you. What are you doing about the issue you are so frightened about, besides the obvious troll people in the forums. What actions are YOU taking about climate change?
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So all the research is wrong because some right wing mememaker said so...right.
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No, you and other ignorant GOPers are saying it because your Dear Leaders need a way to convince you that eliminating the EPA is a good idea.
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I'm not a republican.
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If there's so much evidence to disprove climate change, why don't you show it?
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I'm not talking about climate change. I'm talking about global warming.
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0 ups, 2 replies
Whatever you want to call it, disprove it if it's so easily done.
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They're two different things.
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You're deflecting again. If man-made climate change/global warming, as the research says, is wrong, prove it.
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I'm not deflecting at all. You're the one who can't get the name correct. I'm talking about global warming and you're trying to get me to talk about climate change. And now you're trying to tell me climate change and global warming are the same things, which they are not.

I don't have to prove anything to you. This isn't a debate site. I posted a meme I thought was kind of humorous and points out liberal logic and you want to have a debate. I don't.
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You've claimed numerous times that there is no evidence for man-made climate change. Yet everywhere I've read shows mounds of evidence for it as well as numerous anecdotes and stories.

You, like most conservatives, post memes to drive home repetitive junk while ignoring facts and getting your "research" from industry-funded think tanks.
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