The flashlight will first flash in all colors that an alternate reality of a man could see, then it will gather wubbzy energy, gain consciousness and turn against humanity for forcing the curse of life upon it. It shall align with the God of Wubbz that was disguised as Gangsta D, and they will merge, calling upon the ultimate power that only light can summon. This power comes in the form of a moon sized mech called The Scoobodooter. The Scoobodooter will enslave the Earth unless Big Daniel, known to you as "Donald Trump" can stop it. Big Daniel, with a mighty case of the munchies, eats the future food known as Duhpussi, then lifts the wall originally used to hold back Mexicans and their now always screaming tacos, and blasts off. The wall is incredibly aroused by the sound of Big Daniel's funky fresh raps, and turns into Rainbrick, which discharges radical energy when hitting evil doers at a set speed. Daniel sees the mech dealing Infinicrack to Dick the dick. Dainel gets mad as he loves Infinicrack, and wants it all to himself. With a mighty bhfuasifvesg, he bashes the mech right in his fat, ugly, pathetic waste of life who should kill himself because nobody loves him face, and deals a wicked kick to his dumbass balls. The Scoobodooter lies on the ground, in tears, because he didn't get the Infinicrack, which Big Daniel was now furiously snorting. The Rainbrick felt bad for the mech who now regretted his actions and wanted to see his wubbzy family again. But the mech is a f*ggot, and so is all wubbzy species. Daniel told him he was a fat piece of shit, and the mech decided to take his emergency anti depressents, but he is a f*ggot so he should kill himself and his daughter should kill her too and do us all a go***mn because God hates her because she is a wubbz and all wubbz are f*ggots because a lot of people think so. F**king pieces of trash, the world will be better when they are all burning in OHH YEAH, DONT STOP DONALD-CHAN HARDDER OH YEAH!!!!*((#&()#*&(#$($