Creepy Condescending Wonka

Creepy Condescending Wonka Meme | I'M NEW HERE CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW IMAGEFLIP WORKS? | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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26 ups, 1 reply
Batman Slapping Robin Meme | HI I'M NEW WELCOME TO IMGFLIP | image tagged in memes,batman slapping robin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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6 ups, 1 reply
Lol, classic!
Hey, I never got a welcome slap :-(
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Batman Slapping Robin Meme | BATMAN, WHEN DO I GET A WELCOME SLAP? NOW | image tagged in memes,batman slapping robin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Back In My Day Meme | BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T GET A WELCOME SLAP | image tagged in memes,back in my day | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Batman Slapping Robin Meme | HEY, I'M JEALOUS, WHY DID THEY BOTH GET WELCOME SLAPS AND NOT ME? HERE | image tagged in memes,batman slapping robin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
:)
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Oprah You Get A Meme | WELCOME SLAPS FOR EVERYBODY ! | image tagged in memes,oprah you get a | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lol :-)
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Conspiracy Keanu Meme | WOAH, SOMEONE JUST USED THAT TEMPLATE | image tagged in memes,conspiracy keanu | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
:P
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3 ups
Sorry this is late lol
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3 ups, 1 reply
Thanks! LOL :-)
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:)
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24 ups, 4 replies
The key to doing good here is positive comments on other peoples memes. The more you get your name out there and make people laugh the more attention your memes will get. Be respectful, if you get a comment on your meme or one of your meme comments upvote it. Unless it's somebody being disrespectful which is rare around here but does happen. The best route there is to either downvote it or flag it if it's inappropiate but not reply. Other than that the key is to be around, make friends, and have a good time. It's a great community we have here and if you listen to what I said above you will have no problem meeting great people and having a blast. Welcome to the flip we are always happy to have new users :)
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10 ups, 1 reply
Thank you very much!
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4 ups, 1 reply
You're welcome, that's pretty much what I was told by top users when I joined last november and it worked out well for me so I thought I should pass it on. I'd say just the fact that you asked this question and are willing to take advice is a great sign for you. Don't listen to the crybaby's that commented further down, bitterness and whining is never a good way to make friends around here ;)
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5 ups
:)
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10 ups, 1 reply
JK. Welcome to the site! And as for Jying's comment I totally agree the above. I've been here since about Thanksgiving last year, and I've found that it's all very true.
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Thanks very much!
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Pfff, f**k that. The key to survival is to fight in bloody combat with the strong to tear the weak limb from limb. Allow them a few seconds more of life to let them taste their blood and relish in their screams as they lose feeling in their heart. Do that and you will be A-ok! ????
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19 ups, 2 replies
Nobody knows how it works, but it's fun. :)
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5 ups, 1 reply
Right... no site map here!
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6 ups, 1 reply
I didn't mean that (although that's true too). I just meant that a lot of it is unpredictable.
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Well, I think there's more than meets the eye here. And lots of it is not intuitive.
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3 ups, 1 reply
I AM trying to figure out how IMGFLIP works. It's a totally reasonable thing to do! :) There is definitely too much mystery here. And I have a long list of feature requests! :D
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3 ups, 1 reply
I agree with you. The comment is mostly for joking purposes.

There is some truth to it though. I think it's good to try to figure out as much as we can so we can use the site better, but it's also good to remember there are some things (such as the behavior of people, or why they upvote certain memes and not others) that we will never fully figure out. :)
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Very true. Some things can never really be known :) Other, knowable things, could be covered by a FAQ perhaps. One issue is that most all of the documented knowledge is contained within comments, spread across tens of thousands of submissions. That is to say, there's no centralized knowledge base (that I've seen). Something to add to my FR list I guess...
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18 ups
:)
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18 ups, 1 reply
And red what Jying said....
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7 ups
Thanks very much!
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17 ups
Have fun that's all that matters is what I was told laugh
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16 ups
like this
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Welcome. This site is great fun with lots of great memers!
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14 ups, 3 replies
The best way to garner points (if that's what you really want to do) is comment on all the top memes. These are the memes that are on the front page of the "hot" section. That's the quickest way to receive points.

Make funny memes. I make a combination of funny and political memes, but a warning to you if you decide to make political memes...make sure they aren't rude and hateful. I would stick to non political memes just to start out and once you get known here you could do both and it'll take easier.

Be friendly to everyone, ignore the trolls. Look at the top users on here and you'll notice that most of them comment a lot. You can see the top users on here by clicking on "leaderboard (past seven days), or "all time leaderboard."

Memes under "latest" are where they start out. If they get enough views, upvotes and comments, they will move into the "hot" section and possibly onto the front page. And don't fret if your memes don't make the front page right off the bat. I didn't get to the front page until a while after I started. Just keep making memes and you'll be fine.

You get 2 submission per day and depending on how often you submit memes and comment on other's memes, you'll move up to 3 per day.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me! And have fun!
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I comment a lot!
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4 ups, 1 reply
But don't feel dissed when the people you upvote do not return the favor. There is a class and hierarchy here... just sayin.
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5 ups, 1 reply
Are you implying I don't upvote your memes?
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4 ups, 1 reply
no, nothing personal at all. I upvote lotsa memes that I think are good, or "get it". Some I agree, some are classic, some with small views/votes. I wouldn't think every meme-maker can upvote all the memes make by their up-voters. I mean that would be socialistic, and utopian. At some point, those with many points cannot possibly keep up. Agreed?
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6 ups, 1 reply
I didn't think there was anything personal about the comment. I just didn't know what you were referring to.

As for this supposed hierarchy is concerned, it isn't really all that bad. I think most sites with leader boards have some form of "top users" who kinda stick out over others.
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Very true.
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Holy shit I just died! Rolf
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13 ups
And up vote all the memes in my collection
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1. read memes
2. upvote memes
3. submit memes
4. comment on memes
5. love_all the people
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4 ups
Ha! Oh okay then ;-P
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Be nice, comment often, have fun, and meme on! Glad to have you !
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3 ups
Lol!
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8 ups
Lol, welcome :-)
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8 ups
Oatmeal Raisin.
Oh, and Welcome to the only reason I still pay for the internet.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Here's a tip, copy what you see on facebook and google+, you'll be surprised at some of the results.
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0 ups, 1 reply
Not sure if I'm getting what you mean.
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1 up, 2 replies
Check around Facebook and Google+ for funny memes. If it made you laugh, make one with the same message here. Some of the biggest front pagers are stolen from those places.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Yeah, seriously, who wants to make the front page that way?
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3 ups, 1 reply
Sounds like a meme-doping scandal...
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If people took memes that are currently popular on big websites and reposted them here, that would be against submission guidelines, which would be wrong.

I don't know why you're saying I repost memes from FB and Google plus. I deactivated my FB when I started being more active on imgflip, and I didn't even know Google plus had memes. I don't repost from those places.

I'm getting pretty tired of comments from you making accusations against me. This is about the fourth time I've seen you make some kind of accusation against me without any real grounds. It's pretty annoying. It's not right to do that.
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I was making one example. And if you think you're the one getting tired of me, maybe it's time to take a cold hard look at reality..
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2 ups, 2 replies
It's not really cool to be the guy making false accusations about other users. Just don't do it. I don't have any problem with you as a user apart from that. You make some good memes.
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Because of the reply order, I am sandwiched between you (Socrates) and they guy that made the original accusation. Just to be clear, I was not accusing anyone of anything, or corroborating anyone else's accusations. My statement (quoting the movie Raising Arizona) was meant in its biblical sense, effectively saying that one should not accuse another of wrongdoing, when none of us is perfect. Another analogy or (perhaps overused) saying, is the one stating "Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones). In this example, the accuser (whose post is now deleted) would be the one throwing the stones. Anyway, just wanted to "clear my name" and not be misinterpreted or misunderstood. I got no problems with Socrates or anyone else! :)
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What if they're not false?
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Well, I guess y'all without sin can cast the first stone...
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3 ups
and some of us, work very hard at being original.
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7 ups
Nah. Just be silly. Welcome.
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6 ups, 1 reply
My understanding.
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This reminds me of Nuprin. "Little, yellow, different."
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6 ups
Have fun! :)
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7 ups
That's how I figured it out.
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Congratulations! You have now made the front page. Keep up the good work.
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I think you've already figured it out, my friend.
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5 ups, 1 reply
Just joking! Welcome home!
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5 ups, 1 reply
:)
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4 ups, 1 reply
Lol!
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And a good punchline at the end would be "...and memes that diss other memes." :)
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5 ups, 2 replies
I'm kinda new too but I know most stuff (I usually do :P)

but could someone tell me how to edit the title?
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7 ups, 1 reply
After you generate the meme, there's a button below it that says, "Go to image page."

If you click that, there's a button on the right that says "Edit Image." Clicking that will let you type in a title, and add relevant tags to your meme.

Hope that helps.
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5 ups, 2 replies
OMG thx Socrates,
And Headfoot
:)
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No worries!
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5 ups, 1 reply
No one has answered yet?? After you create a meme, there will be an "Edit" button. Clicking this button will present you with two fields: the top one is where you edit the title; the lower one contains the meme's list of tags, which usually defaults to "memes" and the name of the meme template (which the title also defaults to). You can edit the title and tags at any time, up until the meme gets featured. That is, you can still edit these attributes after you've submitted the meme, but not once it's been featured.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Thorough, headfoot. Good job.
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Thanks!!
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4 ups, 3 replies
Why is a time delay imposed on the making of comments? Is this to keep a bot from spamming a bunch of comments programmatically? The delay is frustrating. But if I knew why it was there, it might be easier to accept.
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I should have known that something so sinister would have been the fruit of the devil...
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Tremendous. Your consulting fees must be quite reasonable. Though I'd wager it's the royalties where you really reap dividends...
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1 up, 1 reply
To slow down spamming. It used to be an issue for some users who fed the trolls.
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Ah, gotcha.
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On the positive side, the forced delay usually leads to me proofreading the comment. Once in a while I find a typo.
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it's about memes
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I'm not trying to be rude but......
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Lol
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4 ups
Actually, this happens a lot (I too am guilty).
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I see nobody mentioned it, so I will...

Certain words get automatically flagged as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). I attempted recently to compile a list (with the help of our fellow Imgflippers) of all the words that do get flagged as well as those you might think would but don't. It is linked below.

imgflip.com/i/188f3m
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Many people never view NSFW memes, so they rarely do well. Unless they're HILARIOUS and get lots of word-of-mouth.
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5 ups, 4 replies
Imgflip is ruled over by a radioactive dog named raydog and a few mods .no one quite knows how the point system works .and grumpycat memes get on the front way waaaayy to much lately
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Dude...if they ever had like an imgflip convention, I would TOTALLY wear that shirt!!!
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4 ups, 1 reply
I think it's a band, this kinda looks like a cd cover, but here is the image I changed to make the shirt. I'm sure I could do it a lot better if you really wanted to make a shirt out of it ;)
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I just thought it might ;) It's actually x-raydog but I flipped out the x ;)
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5 ups, 1 reply
Is that why when you started here you made your username RaydogJr??? Just curios is all...
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7 ups, 1 reply
Good one...LOL
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5 ups, 1 reply
;)
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4 ups, 1 reply
Stupid Pauly Shore! Every time I see him I have flashbacks of a really crazy night from 1999 and they are not pretty LOL
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4 ups, 1 reply
Ooops, I had to use that quote though :p
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4 ups, 2 replies
Bahahaha It's OK, it's not your fault I chose to waste that whole year seeing things that didn't exist.
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Dude! Was Pauly your dealer too? Man he gets around!
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Make memes, be respectful, make funny comments, and upvote other funny memes. :)
That's what I do, at least. :P
Welcome! ;D
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..MUST...NOT...CORRECT HIM....

AAARGH, F*CK IT.. IMGFLIP, PLEASE
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hey what's those numbers right after your username???
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NANOMACHINES, SON
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You need to go to https://imgflip.com/?sort=latest&page=39161 and click "prev" until you reach the first page. After that you are allowed to post your own memes.
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And you have to spell it right. It's imgflip, not imageflip.
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How it works? Be a hero and defend Islam to get bashed by billions. Or be a hatred-preaching piece of shit by bashing Islam and get praised, featured in this website. Hatred is so wonderful!
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5 ups, 1 reply
It also helps if you call women "sandwich makers" and call Black Lives Matter "thugs".
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5 ups, 2 replies
Asshat! How you been, dummy?
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Don't you believe the big bang compressed the universe into existence?
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Cause that's impossible. An explosion spreads, it doesn't compress matter.
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5 ups, 1 reply
Get a sealed container. Forcefully insert matter. Any matter. Continue inserting matter. After the point of criticality an explosion will occur. Ponder that and also study some science. Get back to me when you smarten up.
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So the Big Bang happened inside a sealed container?
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5 ups, 2 replies
Try to follow me. Explosion didn't cause compression. Explosion came AFTER compression. The only reason you would need a sealed container is because you don't control all of the matter in the universe. You are on a planet in a solar system. Which is a tiny fraction of the known universe. Bronze age goat herders didn't know that when they made up the fables that would eventually be repackaged as the bibble. That's why their story is so weak. It doesn't stand the test of time. We learned our way out of that ignorance. Well some of us did.
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Bibble. Lol.
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Well, if you think about it...
If my belief is true, and you don't accept Jesus as your savior, you'll go to hell.
If your belief is true, I'll die. Will anything happen to me then? No. You don't believe in "after life". I can't really lose, now can I? But you can. And you will if you don't believe.
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No I'm not afraid of things that I know won't happen. But you lose the right to self determination. You give away your right not to be judged just for being human. Your faith tells you that you are born a sinner and must repent of the circumstances not of your making or you will be damned to eternal suffering by a maker who claims he's doing it because he loves you. Who wants that kind of love? It's battered spouse syndrome. Sick twisted unnecessary b.s. I honestly pity people who let others convince them of such a shameless flimsy lie. For no better reason than wanting to be guaranteed satisfaction in a later life. Wake up and watch Cosmos on Netflix. The truth is out there.
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But where did everything come from? Before the big bang I mean. Was there a big bang before that? How could matter create itself any more than God can create it?
And God gave us a choice. If we had never sinned, if we had done what we were supposed to do, we never would go to hell. Even you can't deny that no one is perfect and everyone does bad things.
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We're supposed to be born in Original Sin because Eve got curious. I'm not working off the debts of someone who just wanted a piece of fruit. As far as my transgressions go that's why we have laws. And I don't know what was here before the big bang but I have no reason what so ever to think it was any diety. I'm not going to react to anything that isn't supported by evidence. We learn more about the universe all the time. We may find that answer one day but for now I'm happy knowing that he'll is just as phony as heaven. Not a threat at all.
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So laws work perfectly? There is no crime or wrongdoing?
Evidence for the Bible:
Ever heard of King Solomon's copper mines? How about the Hittites? Evolutionists scoffed at the idea that those might exist. But, recently evidence has been found. Evidence for the Hittites was found in modern day Jordan. Solomon's copper mines have been found exactly where they were indicated to be in the Bible. Some coincidence.
You don't know where matter originated? At some point it had to be created. Or else this universe we know would never exist. Everything in the universe works a unique way. Evolutionists believe it happened by chance.
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*hell
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Haha. Yeah I know which lie you believe. You already told me.
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Figurative language? You mean like every word of the bibble? Yes I've heard of it. Too bad so many people take it literally.
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God commands nature. He can do what He wants.
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I never said laws worked perfectly. And just because something is mentioned in the bibble doesn't mean everything else in the book is also true. A science book can tell you an incredible amount about the universe. Things that you know are true that once were not known. They replaced the folklore of the bibble with facts. We now know that the stars will not be extinguished and strewn the ground because we know by their composition that it is impossible. I know facts aren't what you're interested in but they are facts nonetheless.
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Ever heard of figurative language? And if it is literal, God created the stars. He can do what He wants with them.
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hey buddy sorry to butt in but I think you need to let it go
he's just going to keep going on and on
and by the way I am on your side
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What kind of evidence do you need? Oh wait, nothing convinces Republicans because they have built a wall around their brain to prevent the "illegal" intelligence from coming in.
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Well, if you think about it...
If my belief is true, and you don't accept Jesus as your savior, you'll go to hell.
If your belief is true, I'll die. Will anything happen to me then? No. You don't believe in "after life". I can't really lose, now can I? But you can. And you will if you don't believe.
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I don't believe in Hell, either. Why? 'Cause I don't need that kind of thought lingering around my brain, like I would want an image of a place where a part-human part-goat is torturing dead souls in an inferno in my head.

And what good has God done? In his name, the Crusades happened which involved killing thousands of innocents people. All that under not Satan's name? That makes Satan look good, in my view.

But please, continue bashing Atheists and how the "kill lots", and please continue reading Conservapedia as if it's your favorite book.
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Dude, you do have a point, but stop arguing with him please. You're giving us Liberals a bad name. Don't you understand that? If you continue to argue with users who are trying to argue with someone, you don't intervene, alright? (Even though I'm doing that right now) You'll end up drawing lots of negative attention over to yourself, and on this meme! I can't stand seeing two users pick on another user, I have a bad history wit that kind of problem. Leave him and his beliefs alone.
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God doesn't control people's actions. He lets us make our own decisions. If we had no free will, we wouldn't love God at all. And in all seriousness, when Jesus comes back, I will be truly sorry for you on that day
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Excellent example of a comment you should have kept to yourself.
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You could have just kept scrolling past this comment. XD (Got eem.)
And this site is for humor. I don't know why, it might just be me, but "I'm new here. Can someone tell me how it works?" is not funny.
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This site's for memes. Memes have different purposes (not just humor). And you're probably not a good judge of humor anyway.

Also, there are these things called upvotes. If a meme hits the front page, it's meant to be there.

Using the "oh I'm allowed to state my opinion" to cover insulting people's memes? That's lame.

If you want me to go through your memes and give my "opinions" on the ones I don't like and why you probably shouldn't have made them, feel free to let me know.
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I didn't say he was dumb, I said the meme was dumb. Please read my comments right. Some shout out memes (like the ones praising soldiers or God) I upvote when they show up. But when it's completely un-creative, un-humorous, un-truthful, or uninspiring, I won't upvote. You want me to take my comment back? Well I won't. It was my opinion and that's that.
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