I had a great ad campaign all worked out for them. "If you like bats and balls, you'll LOVE Dicks." Their media buy threw me out. On the way out I had to stop at HR and I didn't even work there.
I HAD A GREAT IDEA, A MEME ABOUT NOTHING; YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE; YEAH, WELL, THE JERK STORE CALLED, THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU; I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING; MY GEORGE ISN'T CLEVER ENOUGH TO HATCH A SCHEME LIKE THIS; JERRY, I'M A LITTLE INSULTED; ARE YOU STILL HERE; I TOLD YOU ITS ABOUT NOTHING; NO PUNCHLINE FOR YOU... COME BACK 1 WEEK
