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If you're a married man, you know.... | MY WIFE WANTED A CAT I DIDN'T WANT A CAT, SO WE COMPROMISED AND GOT A CAT | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Fry Meme | I'M THE BOSS OF THIS HOUSE AND I HAVE MY WIFE'S PERMISSION TO SAY SO | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Back In My Day Meme | THE BEST THING ABOUT HAVING NO PETS... WHEN YOU WANT TO TAKE OFF FOR THE WEEKEND...NO PETS! | image tagged in memes,back in my day | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I have friends that miss out because they can't find a "baby" sitter!
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YOU SAY YOURS STOPPED AT ONE EH? TEACH ME YOUR WAYS OH GREAT NEGOTIATOR OF THE LAND OF TEXAS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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One Does Not Simply Meme | ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY STOP AT ONE PET WHEN MARRIED AND HAVE A 4 YEAR OLD | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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GOOD LUCK | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Pun Dog Meme | What a.... CAT-tastrophe | image tagged in memes,bad pun dog | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I apologize in advance for the high level of cheese in this comment. *ahem*
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THAT'S A LOT OF CATS-SEROLES | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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For some reason that made me think back to feeding time when we had a python.
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I had a 13 foot Burmese Python, had to feed him large rabbits every week to 10 days. He was as big around as your thigh, lol ;)
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Holy shit man, mine was about 5-5 !/2 ft in length. He liked large rats, but only live ones. 13 feet is a big enough to take care of the neighborhood feral cat problem.
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Lol. He was a big [email protected] snake, i can tell you that! I built a snake cage that was the size of a phone booth but layed on it's side. I had a old front door off a house that was all glass top to bottom (4in border top,bottom and sides,) the door layed long ways, hinges on bottom and open out). Now, that's a snake cage! Lol
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That's some "Next of Kin" shit there :)
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He was no trouble really, had a good attitude, he'd let you pick him up and play with him. He bit me once, but that was my fault, I approached him incorrectly while feeding him. I never fed him in hos big cage, i used another one, so when i moved him to the feeding cage, he knew it was time to eat, which is why you could take him out of his big cage and play with him. That's the best way to take care of them. As long as he was in his big cage he wasn't the least bit aggressive.
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I learned that with mine, I used to use a large box for feeding, my daughter who was 5 or 6 at the time used to hold him often and learned how to behave around him. She's 17 now and always talks about that snake. He got me 1 time too, when I was putting a frozen rat in with him and missed. I that was the one and only time I tried the frozen. (He wouldn't strike at it unless it was moving.)
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Lol. I love cats and the ex at the time didn't, I brought it home anyway! Hmmm...maybe that's why she's my ex? Lol
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To be fair and honest........
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Lol
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Was waiting for this!!!
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Lol. That's hilarious! :p
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True story!
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Lol. Interesting.........
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The picture on the right, the dog looks like he's thinking: "Ketchup, I need ketchup"
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Lol
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
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It worked with my mom. :D
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At the word "bloke."
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It's from that impeccable rag called "the mirror".
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I've always thought English words were funny, like bloke, loo, porridge....
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"Brexit"
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2016 England UEFA European Cup team - those are funny English words
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Anything that has to do with Soccer is funny.
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Lol, they lost to Iceland :)
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That's two words.
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:)
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Are you kidding me?
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I went overboard didn't I? Sorry if i offended you, it was the only funny response i could think of. I'm black by the way.
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I wasn't offended, it's just irrelevant
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how was it irrelevant? I have to ask. I mean it was related to the cat theme. Did you not get it or something?
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It was about African Americans. My meme was portraying stereotypes of Asians.
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fair enough
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Sad Part is i saw how much it is for a dog and its over 1000 dollars for the dog and the supplies. . .
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You Bigot! No im only joking
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Lol
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Just found out their names: Mac and Tosh :)
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Ha ha! That's interesting! Tosh and I have similar first names, except mine starts with the letter "J". :)
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:)
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Lol.
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:)
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Lol
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Haha!! That look on her face!! XD
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Ha ha! I missed that!
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XD hilarious!!
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Yea, it's hilarious! I found this one when I googled "R. Lee Ermey" So I assume that's what he looks like as a MLP. Those are his lines from Full Metal Jacket. :)
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And notice the "cutie mark" on the white pony is a jester's hat, a nod to Private Joker :D
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Loool
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Yeah, giving him the benefit of the doubt.
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My cat is awesome!
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:)
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me
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See? It's possible to make impressive memes without politics or misogyny. 10/10.
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I do plenty of non political memes. You should check them out.
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XD funny
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It is, isn't it?
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Yeah
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*facepalm*

note:

all f**king cats have an f**king pussy because...

NOBODY SAID THAT IT MUST BE A MALE

OOOOOHHHHHH
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