Here on imgflip, the libtards always call me a conservative or a republican, but I've never considered myself to be either. TBH though, I clearly have way more in common with conservatives, philosophically, than I do liberals. So I've been thinking these last couple of days about whether I'm actually a conservative or not. I'm still going with not, although your ability for keen insight (which clearly drives your incredible meme-making, btw...) has got me wondering... Aside from some philosophical differences, I just don't like being part of any organized political group, whether it's an official group like a political party, or a conceptual / semi-organized group like conservatives or liberals. If I ever hop off the fence and come down on the 'right' side, I'll make sure to let you know pronto! (but don't worry, I haven't even had a thought of voting demotard cross my mind since 2015...)
And as far as the little lady goes, she is one of the most practical, hardest working, strongest, and surest of her opinions type of person that I've ever known. She makes me look like a sniveling imgflip libtard... You two would probably be good friends!