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There is no danger! I repeat, there is no danger!

There is no danger!  I repeat, there is no danger! |  Introducing the no-smoke alarm!  It sounds when it detects absolutely no smoke particles in the air! Its blaring noise acts as a constant reassurance of your safety! Just listen to these testimonials! My wife used to keep me up all night with her constant nagging.  When she divorced me, I thought my life would change. But ever since I installed the no-smoke alarm, I've had something else to keep me up all night! There was a time in my life when everything made sense.  It was so boring. Then I bought the no-smoke alarm. To this day I haven't figured out why anyone thought this was a good idea, but it's made my life more interesting. I recently had no-smoke alarms installed around the Death Star. A few officers and stormtroopers initially objected to it, but I found their lack of faith disturbing.  Since then, no one else has objected. I just installed these new smoke alarms in my house.  Things are pretty quiet right now. (Unfortunately we have been unable to reach Bad Luck Brian for further comment.); WE HAVE TONS OF NO-SMOKE ALARMS STILL IN STOCK!  ORDER YOURS TODAY!  OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! | image tagged in smoke alarm,memes,hide the pain harold,jackie chan confused,darth vader,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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911? We have an emergency

911?  We have an emergency |  I don’t always react to my wife’s hot flashes, but when I do; it’s because she set off the smoke alarm, again. | image tagged in memes,the most interesting man in the world,hot flashes,smoke alarm,wife,drsarcasm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Smoke Alarm Problems

Smoke Alarm Problems |  ANNOYS THE S*** OUT OF YOU WHEN YOU'RE COOKING; HOUSE BURNS TO THE GROUND BEFORE IT GOES OFF | image tagged in scumbag,smoke alarm,cooking,fire,annoying | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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