There is no danger! I repeat, there is no danger!
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I guess that's another one of Homer Simpsons inventions they stole.
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1 up, 1w
But it didn't malfunction. :-)
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Mine keeps stopping...
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1 up, 1w
get outta there quick! D-:
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0 ups, 6d
It was nice knowing you buddy
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2 ups, 1w
You had my attention, now you have my interest.
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2 ups, 1w
THE NUMBER YOU FORGOT TO GIVE US THE NUMBER
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2 ups, 1w
I'll buy your entire stock
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Do these actually exist? I need to find the store ASAP
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No but wouldn't it be crazy if they did?
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How much are these alarms?
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you trying to copy homer simpson
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To be honest, I'd quite forgotten that Homer Simpson made the everything's ok alarm. But the show's been on the air for over 3 decades, can you blame me?
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my guy it was a mcfricking joke
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honestly i actually like this good job man
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They couldn't reach him because "things are pretty quiet right now" meaning there is smoke, meaning there is fire. So basically: No Noise from New alarms=smoke and Smoke=fire
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