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There is no danger!  I repeat, there is no danger! |  Introducing the no-smoke alarm!  It sounds when it detects absolutely no smoke particles in the air! Its blaring noise acts as a constant reassurance of your safety! Just listen to these testimonials! My wife used to keep me up all night with her constant nagging.  When she divorced me, I thought my life would change. But ever since I installed the no-smoke alarm, I've had something else to keep me up all night! There was a time in my life when everything made sense.  It was so boring. Then I bought the no-smoke alarm. To this day I haven't figured out why anyone thought this was a good idea, but it's made my life more interesting. I recently had no-smoke alarms installed around the Death Star. A few officers and stormtroopers initially objected to it, but I found their lack of faith disturbing.  Since then, no one else has objected. I just installed these new smoke alarms in my house.  Things are pretty quiet right now. (Unfortunately we have been unable to reach Bad Luck Brian for further comment.); WE HAVE TONS OF NO-SMOKE ALARMS STILL IN STOCK!  ORDER YOURS TODAY!  OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! | image tagged in smoke alarm,memes,hide the pain harold,jackie chan confused,darth vader,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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8 ups, 1w,
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I'll take your entire stock | image tagged in i'll take your entire stock | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups, 1w,
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Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers Meme | SOLD! | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 1w,
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I  INVENTED THE  CORDLESS  EXTENSION  CORD | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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5 ups, 1w,
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4 ups, 1w,
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I guess that's another one of Homer Simpsons inventions they stole.
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2 ups, 1w
yes! another veteran!
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1 up, 1w
Not intentionally.
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4 ups, 1w,
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1 up, 1w
But it didn't malfunction. :-)
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2 ups, 1w,
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Mine keeps stopping...
o_0
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1 up, 1w
get outta there quick! D-:
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0 ups, 6d
It was nice knowing you buddy
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2 ups, 1w
You had my attention, now you have my interest.
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2 ups, 1w
THE NUMBER YOU FORGOT TO GIVE US THE NUMBER
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2 ups, 1w
lol i will take one
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2 ups, 1w
I'll buy your entire stock
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2 ups, 1w
Shut Up! Take My Money
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2 ups, 1w
the ultimate crossover
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2 ups, 1w,
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Do these actually exist? I need to find the store ASAP
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0 ups, 7d,
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No but wouldn't it be crazy if they did?
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1 up, 7d
Yea
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1 up, 7d,
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How much are these alarms?
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0 ups, 7d,
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They're priced to move!
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1 up, 7d
Hm...
I'll take 20
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1 up, 1w,
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you trying to copy homer simpson
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0 ups, 1w,
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To be honest, I'd quite forgotten that Homer Simpson made the everything's ok alarm. But the show's been on the air for over 3 decades, can you blame me?
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1 up, 1w,
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yes
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0 ups, 1w,
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Whatever, noob.
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1 up, 1w,
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my guy it was a mcfricking joke
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0 ups, 7d
oh ok. sorry.
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0 ups, 1w
Oof
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1 up, 1w,
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honestly i actually like this good job man
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0 ups, 1w
Thank you so much. :-)
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1 up, 1w,
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They couldn't reach him because "things are pretty quiet right now" meaning there is smoke, meaning there is fire. So basically: No Noise from New alarms=smoke and Smoke=fire
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1 up, 1w,
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and fire=death
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1 up, 1w,
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yes and no
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0 ups, 6d
true
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    Introducing the no-smoke alarm! It sounds when it detects absolutely no smoke particles in the air! Its blaring noise acts as a constant reassurance of your safety! Just listen to these testimonials! My wife used to keep me up all night with her constant nagging. When she divorced me, I thought my life would change. But ever since I installed the no-smoke alarm, I've had something else to keep me up all night! There was a time in my life when everything made sense. It was so boring. Then I bought the no-smoke alarm. To this day I haven't figured out why anyone thought this was a good idea, but it's made my life more interesting. I recently had no-smoke alarms installed around the Death Star. A few officers and stormtroopers initially objected to it, but I found their lack of faith disturbing. Since then, no one else has objected. I just installed these new smoke alarms in my house. Things are pretty quiet right now. (Unfortunately we have been unable to reach Bad Luck Brian for further comment.); WE HAVE TONS OF NO-SMOKE ALARMS STILL IN STOCK! ORDER YOURS TODAY! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!
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