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Malicious Advice Mallard Meme | Got a paper cut? Put some lemon juice on it to clear out the bacteria | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard,paper cuts,trhtimmy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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That's why rotten people live the longest

That's why rotten people live the longest | TIME GOES SLOWER WHEN YOU'RE MISERABLE; MAXIMIZE YOUR LIFE BY ONLY DOING THINGS YOU HATE | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hannibal_Lecher

265 views, 5 upvotes, 1 comment

Stop hogging all the killer tunes you twat

Stop hogging all the killer tunes you twat | PLAY YOUR MUSIC LOUD ENOUGH THAT
EVERYONE AROUND YOU CAN HEAR IT; BECAUSE SHARING IS CARING | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hannibal_Lecher

408 views, 8 upvotes

I am guilty of a pun and I'd do it again

I am guilty of a pun and I'd do it again | WANT TO MEET A NICE ARTICULATE GUY? GO TO A PRISON AND ASK FOR THE ONES WITH THE LONGEST SENTENCES | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard,crime,prison,dating | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

241 views, 2 upvotes

Malicious Advice Mallard

Malicious Advice Mallard | GOT A CUT? RUB LEMON JUICE ON IT TO CLEAN OUT THE GERMS | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard,trhtimmy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

3,275 views, 51 upvotes, 5 comments

If they're confident enough to say yes, they really mean it

If they're confident enough to say yes, they really mean it | INSECURE PEOPLE ARE MORE LIKELY TO USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY; SO WHEN A SHY GIRL TELLS YOU SHE'S NOT DTF, SHE TOTALLY IS | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hannibal_Lecher

614 views, 7 upvotes

Malicious Advice Mallard

3,058 views, 75 upvotes, 17 comments

This technique gets good results.

3,650 views, 67 upvotes, 14 comments

Best Advice Mallard

by Hank_Rearden

219 views, 4 upvotes

Want free security?

by anonymous

4,376 views, 83 upvotes, 28 comments

Malicious Advice Mallard

by ILoveGrumpyCat

2,923 views, 25 upvotes, 4 comments

Malicious Advice Mallard

by StronglyOpinionatedPlatypus

5,521 views, 70 upvotes, 19 comments

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by Hannibal_Lecher

24 views, 2 upvotes

Malicious Advice Mallard

3,749 views, 59 upvotes, 27 comments

Malicious Advice Mallard

by anonymous

1,987 views, 24 upvotes