Want free security?

You really should post that, its hilarious!

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Busting into a mobile home, like driving a semi through a pillow factory.

"No relation" - Agent Johnson in the original Die Hard

Best line in the movie, that and the "need more agents".

come to the coast.....celebrate Christmas...we'll have a few laughs

They are, at least the first two are.

so do I!

And you'll get to see the country better when you travel, since you won't be flying anywhere.

No no no, that will get you 10 million dollars, and a trip to the white house as long as you say people who think ISIS suck are racists toward you.

To really get free NSA security, hang a Christian and Israeli flag outside your house.

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Bahahaha