Want free security?

Want free security? | IF YOU HANG A SYRIAN FLAG AND AN ISIS FLAG OUTSIDE YOUR HOME YOU'LL HAVE FREE 24 HOUR HOME SECURITY FROM THE FBI, CIA AND NSA. | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard,memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3,743 views, 76 upvotes, Made by Sewmyeyesshut 27 months ago memesmalicious advice mallard
Malicious Advice Mallard memeRe-caption this meme
Add Meme
Post Comment
reply
9 ups, 3 replies
THIS VAN SHOWED UP WHEN I STARTED HOUSING REFUGEES... ....SHOULD I BE WORRIED? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
8 ups, 1 reply
10 Guy Meme | IS THE PIZZA GOOD? | image tagged in memes,10 guy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
9 ups
pizza bug | THE PIZZA WAS GREAT BUT I THINK IT WAS BUGGED | image tagged in pizza bug | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
5 ups
THEY EVEN OFFERED TO HELP HANG XMAS LIGHTS. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
0 ups
You really should post that, its hilarious!
reply
8 ups, 3 replies
IM SPECIAL AGENT JOHNSON AND THIS IS AGENT JOHNSON ANDTHIS IS AGENT JOHNSON AND THIS IS AGENT JOHNSON AND THIS IS AGENT JOHNSON AND THIS IS  | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
7 ups, 3 replies
swat conga line | HI WE WOULD LIKE TALK TO YOU TODAY ABOUT OUR FRIEND ANGENT JOHNSON AND HIS FRIEND AGENT JOHNSON AND HIS FRIEND AGENT JOHNSON AND HIS FRIEND  | image tagged in swat conga line | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
7 ups, 1 reply
reply
6 ups, 1 reply
reply
2 ups
reply
5 ups, 1 reply
reply
4 ups, 1 reply
click here for full story imgflip.com/gif/uwjry
reply
3 ups
reply
[deleted]
2 ups
Busting into a mobile home, like driving a semi through a pillow factory.
reply
4 ups, 1 reply
reply
1 up
reply
[deleted]
3 ups, 1 reply
"No relation" - Agent Johnson in the original Die Hard
reply
4 ups, 1 reply
Best line in the movie, that and the "need more agents".
reply
[deleted]
6 ups, 3 replies
reply
10 ups, 1 reply
reply
5 ups
come to the coast.....celebrate Christmas...we'll have a few laughs
reply
4 ups
They are, at least the first two are.
reply
3 ups
so do I!
reply
[deleted]
5 ups
And you'll get to see the country better when you travel, since you won't be flying anywhere.
reply
[deleted]
5 ups
reply
3 ups
No no no, that will get you 10 million dollars, and a trip to the white house as long as you say people who think ISIS suck are racists toward you.

To really get free NSA security, hang a Christian and Israeli flag outside your house.
reply
2 ups
[image deleted]
reply
0 ups
Bahahaha
Flip Settings
Malicious Advice Mallard memeRe-caption this meme
Show embed codes
IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
IF YOU HANG A SYRIAN FLAG AND AN ISIS FLAG OUTSIDE YOUR HOME YOU'LL HAVE FREE 24 HOUR HOME SECURITY FROM THE FBI, CIA AND NSA.
hotkeys: D = random, W = like, S = dislike, A = back