That's no joke, that's just Tuesday.

Whatever it is, it's got to be better than this.

That's the only requirement. Well that and dying. We are each born owing a debt, and that debt is a death. I'm really looking forward to being debt free.

In the meantime, I take grim satisfaction in knowing that I am the first in an unbroken chain going all the way back to LUCA that hasn't reproduced. Taking a knee isn't enough--I'm snuffing out the candle of my entire go***mned lineage.

Every man lives. Not every man spares their descendants the burden and indignity of that violation.

To create meaning in an otherwise meaningless universe.

Look on the bright side: unlike existence itself, our sordid mortal lives get to end.