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Malicious Advice Mallard Meme | Got a paper cut? Put some lemon juice on it to clear out the bacteria | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard,paper cuts,trhtimmy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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That's why rotten people live the longest

That's why rotten people live the longest | TIME GOES SLOWER WHEN YOU'RE MISERABLE; MAXIMIZE YOUR LIFE BY ONLY DOING THINGS YOU HATE | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hannibal_Lecher

265 views, 5 upvotes, 1 comment

Stop hogging all the killer tunes you twat

Stop hogging all the killer tunes you twat | PLAY YOUR MUSIC LOUD ENOUGH THAT
EVERYONE AROUND YOU CAN HEAR IT; BECAUSE SHARING IS CARING | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hannibal_Lecher

408 views, 8 upvotes

I am guilty of a pun and I'd do it again

I am guilty of a pun and I'd do it again | WANT TO MEET A NICE ARTICULATE GUY? GO TO A PRISON AND ASK FOR THE ONES WITH THE LONGEST SENTENCES | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard,crime,prison,dating | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

242 views, 2 upvotes

Malicious Advice Mallard

Malicious Advice Mallard | GOT A CUT? RUB LEMON JUICE ON IT TO CLEAN OUT THE GERMS | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard,trhtimmy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

3,276 views, 51 upvotes, 5 comments

If they're confident enough to say yes, they really mean it

If they're confident enough to say yes, they really mean it | INSECURE PEOPLE ARE MORE LIKELY TO USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY; SO WHEN A SHY GIRL TELLS YOU SHE'S NOT DTF, SHE TOTALLY IS | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hannibal_Lecher

614 views, 7 upvotes

Malicious Advice Mallard

3,058 views, 75 upvotes, 17 comments

This technique gets good results.

3,651 views, 67 upvotes, 14 comments

Want free security?

by anonymous

4,376 views, 83 upvotes, 28 comments

Best Advice Mallard

by Hank_Rearden

219 views, 4 upvotes

Malicious Advice Mallard

by ILoveGrumpyCat

2,924 views, 25 upvotes, 4 comments

Malicious Advice Mallard

by StronglyOpinionatedPlatypus

5,522 views, 70 upvotes, 19 comments

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by Hannibal_Lecher

24 views, 2 upvotes

Malicious Advice Mallard

3,751 views, 59 upvotes, 27 comments

Malicious Advice Mallard

by anonymous

1,988 views, 24 upvotes