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Malicious Advice Mallard Meme | Got a paper cut? Put some lemon juice on it to clear out the bacteria | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard,paper cuts,trhtimmy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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That's why rotten people live the longest

That's why rotten people live the longest | TIME GOES SLOWER WHEN YOU'RE MISERABLE; MAXIMIZE YOUR LIFE BY ONLY DOING THINGS YOU HATE | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hannibal_Lecher

270 views, 5 upvotes, 1 comment

Stop hogging all the killer tunes you twat

Stop hogging all the killer tunes you twat | PLAY YOUR MUSIC LOUD ENOUGH THAT
EVERYONE AROUND YOU CAN HEAR IT; BECAUSE SHARING IS CARING | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hannibal_Lecher

410 views, 8 upvotes

Malicious Advice Mallard

Malicious Advice Mallard | GOT A CUT? RUB LEMON JUICE ON IT TO CLEAN OUT THE GERMS | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard,trhtimmy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

3,280 views, 51 upvotes, 5 comments

I am guilty of a pun and I'd do it again

I am guilty of a pun and I'd do it again | WANT TO MEET A NICE ARTICULATE GUY? GO TO A PRISON AND ASK FOR THE ONES WITH THE LONGEST SENTENCES | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard,crime,prison,dating | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

248 views, 2 upvotes

Malicious Advice Mallard

Malicious Advice Mallard | IF YOU DON'T COME UP FOR AIR; YOU CAN LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNDER WATER | image tagged in memes,malicious advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

3,060 views, 75 upvotes, 17 comments

If they're confident enough to say yes, they really mean it

by Hannibal_Lecher

616 views, 7 upvotes

This technique gets good results.

3,669 views, 67 upvotes, 14 comments

Want free security?

by anonymous

4,378 views, 83 upvotes, 28 comments

Malicious Advice Mallard

by ILoveGrumpyCat

2,940 views, 25 upvotes, 4 comments

Malicious Advice Mallard

by StronglyOpinionatedPlatypus

5,541 views, 70 upvotes, 19 comments

Best Advice Mallard

by Hank_Rearden

222 views, 4 upvotes

Malicious Advice Mallard

3,764 views, 59 upvotes, 27 comments

Malicious Advice Mallard

by anonymous

1,989 views, 24 upvotes

This also works for losing weight

by anonymous

50,103 views, 61 upvotes, 5 comments