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"If you're not paying for the product, you ARE the product!"

"If you're not paying for the product, you ARE the product!" | IF SOMETHING IS "FREE"; IT MEANS YOU'RE PAYING IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN MONEY | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hank_Rearden

3,945 views, 28 upvotes, 7 comments

There is absolutely nothing wrong with trying to look nice. However PLEASE teach your kids to care about their actions as well!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with trying to look nice. However PLEASE teach your kids to care about their actions as well! | LADIES REMEMBER WHEN YOU ARE GETTING READY FOR YOUR DAY, OUTER BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP; BUT AN UGLY ATTITUDE GOES TO THE BONE. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,lynch1979 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,801 views, 45 upvotes, 16 comments

That's not what "open-minded" means

Actual Advice Mallard | WAITING FOR THE OTHER PERSON TO FINISH THEIR SENTENCE DOESN'T MAKE YOU AN OPEN-MINDED PERSON; ONLY A POLITE ONE | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

26,287 views, 3 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU HATE SOMEONE, WRITE THEIR NAME ON YOUR BODY EVERY DAY; THAT WAY WHEN YOU DIE, THEY WILL IMMEDIATELY BECOME THE MAIN SUSPECT. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

2,040 views, 37 upvotes, 3 comments

Always worked for me

Always worked for me | IF YOU GO TO THE BARS LOOKING FOR WOMEN ALWAYS GO LATE; THAT WAY SOMEONE ELSE HAS PAID TO GET THEM INTOXICATED | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

2,161 views, 47 upvotes, 20 comments

Today's "DUH" moment

2,106 views, 22 upvotes, 10 comments

Let's agree on this now and not fight about it later

by anonymous

365,057 views, 31 upvotes, 5 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

1,658 views, 50 upvotes, 8 comments

They'll get bored and give up...

by Clockwork168

4,818 views, 72 upvotes, 16 comments

Try it!

by JonahHutchinson1

534 views, 3 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

7,120 views, 51 upvotes, 2 comments

You can still be prosecuted when forgiven

by anonymous

4,957 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

Actual Advice Mallard

by Lancer_deltarune

403 views, 2 upvotes

unless you can see your own followers and i just dont know how to look at the follower. if so tell me about it

by supersaiynblueyasir

1,140 views, 21 upvotes, 41 comments