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Click on the name just below to see the thumbs of the last 10, or more. | IF YOU LIKE A MEME ENOUGH TO COMMENT ON OR UPVOTE; CHECK OUT THAT PERSON'S LAST 10, YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED AT SOME QUALITY MEMES THAT GET BURIED | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,quality memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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I believe being gay is a sin, but had I been there when the shooting took place, I'd have shot Mateen without a second thought.

I believe being gay is a sin, but had I been there when the shooting took place, I'd have shot Mateen without a second thought. | SEEING BEING GAY AS SIN DOESN'T MAKE ONE A BIGOT. HOWEVER, IF YOU'D TRY ANY LESS HARD TO SAVE A GAY PERSON THAN YOU WOULD TO SAVE A STRAIGHT PERSON, I SEE THAT AS BIGOTRY. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by JaiploSueisnuaX

2,570 views, 48 upvotes, 88 comments

She kept pushing the question and acted as if she was serious about it trying it. Now she hates any girl I talk to

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOUR WIFE/GF ASKS YOU WHO YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

86,695 views, 45 upvotes, 8 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | WHEN YOU APOLOGIZE JUST SAY "I'M SORRY"; NO EXCUSES, NO "BUTS" JUST "I'M SORRY" | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,825 views, 35 upvotes, 11 comments

There should be an app for tracking pedophiles

There should be an app for tracking pedophiles | PEDOPHILES SHOULD GET MICROCHIPPED; SO THAT PARENTS CAN TRACK THEM WITH AN APP CALLED “PEDO PATROL.” | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,pedophile,internet,kids,parents | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,818 views, 11 upvotes

And it'll help you feel good, as well

And it'll help you feel good, as well | Always tip your waitress 40% of your bill; She'll service you better each time | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

2,500 views, 25 upvotes, 24 comments

Contemplated suicide nightly after a really bad week and no job and now in a happy relationship making 45k/year

by anonymous

17,690 views, 49 upvotes, 10 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

2,042 views, 29 upvotes, 41 comments

Mercifully, I've not heard this on NPR

by anonymous

830,103 views, 53 upvotes, 2 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

3,984 views, 44 upvotes, 4 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

4,488 views, 43 upvotes, 2 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

42,180 views, 62 upvotes, 5 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

479 views, 1 upvote, 2 comments

duck

by moldy_bagels_with_cream_cheese

361 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

It amazes me to no end how many people forget to do this.

by anonymous

2,836 views, 55 upvotes, 10 comments