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Click on the name just below to see the thumbs of the last 10, or more. | IF YOU LIKE A MEME ENOUGH TO COMMENT ON OR UPVOTE; CHECK OUT THAT PERSON'S LAST 10, YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED AT SOME QUALITY MEMES THAT GET BURIED | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,quality memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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duck | IF YOUR'E OBESE; YOU SPEND TIME WASHING YOUR BUTT | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by moldy_bagels_with_cream_cheese

355 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

unless you can see your own followers and i just dont know how to look at the follower. if so tell me about it

unless you can see your own followers and i just dont know how to look at the follower. if so tell me about it | AN USER SHOULD SEE WHO IS FOLLOWING THEM | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,ssby | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by supersaiynblueyasir

1,128 views, 21 upvotes, 41 comments

There should be an app for tracking pedophiles

There should be an app for tracking pedophiles | PEDOPHILES SHOULD GET MICROCHIPPED; SO THAT PARENTS CAN TRACK THEM WITH AN APP CALLED “PEDO PATROL.” | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,pedophile,internet,kids,parents | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,807 views, 11 upvotes

I believe being gay is a sin, but had I been there when the shooting took place, I'd have shot Mateen without a second thought.

I believe being gay is a sin, but had I been there when the shooting took place, I'd have shot Mateen without a second thought. | SEEING BEING GAY AS SIN DOESN'T MAKE ONE A BIGOT. HOWEVER, IF YOU'D TRY ANY LESS HARD TO SAVE A GAY PERSON THAN YOU WOULD TO SAVE A STRAIGHT PERSON, I SEE THAT AS BIGOTRY. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by JaiploSueisnuaX

2,561 views, 48 upvotes, 88 comments

And it'll help you feel good, as well

And it'll help you feel good, as well | Always tip your waitress 40% of your bill; She'll service you better each time | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

2,493 views, 25 upvotes, 24 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

1,804 views, 35 upvotes, 11 comments

She kept pushing the question and acted as if she was serious about it trying it. Now she hates any girl I talk to

by anonymous

86,671 views, 45 upvotes, 8 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

2,041 views, 29 upvotes, 41 comments

Contemplated suicide nightly after a really bad week and no job and now in a happy relationship making 45k/year

by anonymous

17,687 views, 49 upvotes, 10 comments

Mercifully, I've not heard this on NPR

by anonymous

830,083 views, 53 upvotes, 2 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

3,972 views, 44 upvotes, 4 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

4,477 views, 43 upvotes, 2 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

42,172 views, 62 upvotes, 5 comments

LAG IS THE ROOT OF ALL PROBLEMS

by 420WeedWizard69

354 views, 3 upvotes