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Mayberrian Situation! The Truth Comes Out Now! | That never actually happened, Clara! I told you that! Well, I suppose it wouldn't have happened in the first place if you hadn't kissed Rafe Hollister behind the barn. Oh, so every single person & dog & chicken in town is either wrong or a liar or out to get you personally, then? IT WAS BELINDA MAE, CLARA. SHE TOLD ME ABOUT IT HERSELF; DON'T YOU TELL HER I TOLD YOU! THEN YOU'LL NEVER STOP BACK HERE AGAIN WITHOUT TROUBLE! I'M GONNA' STOP OVER TO HER PLACE ON THE WAY HOME JUST AS SOON AS I LEAVE HERE! DON'T TEMPT ME! WHAT COULD YOU DO TO STOP ME? I'm already here after you said that...ongoing... I COULD BEAT YOU DOWN TO YOUR QUARKS! ARE YOU GONNA' CRY? COME AT ME, THEN? YOU'VE ALWAYS HATED ME! WHAT'S WORTH LOVING ABOUT YOU? MY PICKLES! ASK ANDY, OPIE & BARNEY & ANYONE ELSE IN MAYBERRY! | image tagged in mayberrian situation the truth comes out now | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Mayberrian Situation! The Truth Comes Out Now! | How thoughtful of you to suggest so. You really ought to use more All Spice in your brine. I'm just sayin'. It's the least I can do. Pickles ought to taste of a minimum standard after all, no matter who makes them. Yes, of course. And incidentally, you should probably soak them in vinegar a half a day longer or so, to give 'em that missing zest & kick. I'll be sure to do that, Clara, thank you! And if you don't pick them quite so late they won't be quite so nearly crunchless soft. I Got it! And... Ooooh, I'm Clara! I won the Annual Mayberry Pickle Contest 10 years running! Lick my shadow! Yes, the moon would drift away without pointing out that extra year, wouldn't it, Ham? 11, & I was just tryin' to help! More than you deserve! SOME SHOW OF GRATITUDE! Why don't you ask Andy, Opie & Barney what REALLY happened to your last batch? | image tagged in mayberrian situation the truth comes out now | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Mayberrian Situation! The Truth Comes Out Now! | CLARA, I TOLD YOU PROM NIGHT OVER TEN YEARS AGO, YOU & I ARE NEVER GONNA' HAPPEN. PLEASE QUIT ASKING. I HEARD YOU HAD A THREESOME WITH GOMER & OTIS. ME TOO! WANNA' GO FOURSIES NEXT TIME? I DIDN'T MEAN YOU & I TOUCHING, BEE! YES YOU DID! THEN EXPLAIN WHY YOU KEEP STICKING YOUR HAND DOWN MY PANTS! I'D SOONER LICK A GOLDEN DART FROG! JUST ADMIT YOU WANT ME IN THIS POSITION! I KEEP LOSING MY KEYS! WHAT POSITION? THIS ONE! NOT IN MY LIFETIME, SWEETIE! PLEASE KISS ME! WHICH I HOPE DOESN'T EXCEED MIDNIGHT! | image tagged in mayberrian situation the truth comes out now | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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