CLARA, I TOLD YOU PROM NIGHT OVER TEN YEARS AGO, YOU & I ARE NEVER GONNA' HAPPEN. PLEASE QUIT ASKING. I HEARD YOU HAD A THREESOME WITH GOMER & OTIS. ME TOO! WANNA' GO FOURSIES NEXT TIME? I DIDN'T MEAN YOU & I TOUCHING, BEE! YES YOU DID! THEN EXPLAIN WHY YOU KEEP STICKING YOUR HAND DOWN MY PANTS! I'D SOONER LICK A GOLDEN DART FROG! JUST ADMIT YOU WANT ME IN THIS POSITION! I KEEP LOSING MY KEYS! WHAT POSITION? THIS ONE! NOT IN MY LIFETIME, SWEETIE! PLEASE KISS ME! WHICH I HOPE DOESN'T EXCEED MIDNIGHT!
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