SOMEONE HAVING A CASE OF THE MONDAYS? I'M PLAIN SICK OF IT ALL, BEE. CHEER ME UP. NO NEED TO GET SNIPPY WITH ME, FLOOZY. I SAID CHEER ME UP, DIDN'T I? YOU HAVE MORE NOTCHES ON YOUR BEDPOST THAN JAMES BOND, TOWN HO. No one uses your meme templates & I heard from a little birdy you made out with Gomer & Goober the same night, so jog on, EZ rider! First of all he was an all night animal; second, how did you hear about THAT, Queen of Halitosis!? 1 WORD...FIFE! Oh, word gets around, call girl. NO ONE INVITED YOU TO STOP OVER TODAY, STINKY! YOU COULDN'T RAISE A FLAG. I RAISE YOU OUT OF PITY FOR ANDY AND OPIE, DITCHLICKER. ANYTIME, MY FAV FRIEND. I FEEL BETTER NOW, BEE, THANK YOU. I swear to Almighty GOD I'm gonna' dump on your grave one day, though, BFF! CLARA!