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How Oprah Winfrey took over the Democratic Party: A political fantasia.

How Oprah Winfrey took over the Democratic Party: A political fantasia. | Let's say Oprah Winfrey - whose only qualification for President is having been on TV a lot since the '80s - decides to run for President in the Democratic Primaries in 2024. In her campaign, she says many bigoted things about white people, and about men, and about many other groups of Americans. Eventually, it comes to light that she's groped dozens of men repeatedly and bragged about it on tape. Various Democrats issue bland denunciations, but the Democratic voter base "loves her honesty" and for "telling it like it is." The Democratic Party rallies to her defense with every new scandal. Winfrey wins the Democratic primaries handily. Mitt Romney wins the comparatively tame Republican Primaries. By Election Day '24, 95+% of Democratic voters ultimately conclude that Oprah Winfrey is still preferable to Romney: the most centrist, least offensive Republican out there. With all the votes tallied, Candidate Winfrey "wins" the '24 election - actually, she loses the popular vote by millions of votes but wins the Electoral College. President Winfrey learns nothing from this narrow victory, however, and proceeds to govern in the exact same inflammatory and divisive fashion in which she campaigned. Up for re-election in '28, this time President Winfrey loses both the popular vote and Electoral College. Sore loser that she is, she cries "election fraud" and holds a rally in Washington, D.C. on the date of the certification where she effectively encourages an angry mob to storm the U.S. Capitol and all the lawmakers within. Over a hundred police officers are injured. Several die. Nothing comes of it. The coup a failure, Winfrey slinks away from the White House in disgrace several days later. But she never gives up the lie, and going forward, she still remains the Democratic Party's most powerful figure by far. WITH THIS DISMAL RECORD, ALL OF AMERICA WANTS TO KNOW: WILL WINFREY RUN AGAIN IN '32? WHY, YES, OF COURSE SHE WILL. | image tagged in maga oprah winfrey everybody's antifa,memes,oprah you get a,thinking oprah winfrey,republicans,trump is a moron | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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It’s important to understand the players in order to make smart policy at this delicate moment.

It’s important to understand the players in order to make smart policy at this delicate moment. | Things to note about the “new” Afghanistan:; This is the Taliban. They are a primitive, theocratic, “law-and-order” movement that rejects modernity and doesn’t respect women, human rights, or democracy at all. However, they seem to only be interested in imposing their rule in Afghanistan, and in trying to bring stability, they have cooperated with America to a limited extent. If you’re looking for analogies, they are like the MAGA movement at its worst (Jan. 6 Rioters). This is ISIS-K. They seek to impose a hardcore interpretation of Islam not just in Afghanistan, but around the world, including in Western countries. They would kill every non-Muslim in the world if they had the chance, and many Muslims too. They were behind the suicide bombings at the Kabul airport, seek chaos, and will stop at nothing to achieve their goals. They are more like hardcore Neo-Nazis — and they and the Taliban hate each other. | image tagged in taliban palace,taliban,afghanistan,isis,terrorists,isis jihad terrorists | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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That's weird. Who could have predicted this?

That's weird. Who could have predicted this? | image tagged in elon musk no longer world's richest person,cybertruck,elon musk,billionaire,twitter,elon musk buying twitter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Tl;dr Safe Harbor beeeeeeeotch

Tl;dr Safe Harbor beeeeeeeotch | TFW an obscure law passed in the wake of the disastrous Rutherford B. Hayes election plays a decisive role in 2020 | image tagged in rutherford b hayes,election 2020,2020 elections,democracy,historical meme,i love democracy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

785 views, 19 upvotes, 3 comments

"Watch us continue to own the libz by continuing to shoot ourselves in the foot!"

"Watch us continue to own the libz by continuing to shoot ourselves in the foot!" | THEY DON'T REALLY DO; "REALITY ADJUSTMENTS"; DO THEY? | image tagged in trump cult continues,cult,trump supporters,trump,election 2020,donald trump | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

483 views, 18 upvotes, 6 comments

It's hard to keep one "state's rights" from impacting another's.

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FDR approves

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It is very hard to get past this. Not sure it should be gotten past

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Wife of SCOTUS justice tried to end democracy as we know it? Can’t make It up!

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oooooof Lindsey

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I don't think they'd be such happy campers with just the New York Times and PBS

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Human rights don't cost a thing.

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Wot

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It’s not fine and you have a responsibility to act

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