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If something becomes rediculous when you apply it to other situations, its rediculous across the board

If something becomes rediculous when you apply it to other situations, its rediculous across the board | WHAT IF YOU APPLIED TRANSGENDER ATTITUDES TO OTHER THINGS? Pickles? Why? You've never eaten one. Dad, buy some pickles for me tonight! I identify as a pickle lover now. And you shouldn't question my taste buds! Taste buds?! You've never eaten a single one! Pickles are the only thing that makes me happy. You weren't born this way, so you don't get it! How can something you've never had make you happy again? Sure. If you're so shallow a stupid pickle is ALL that defines you! I need to update all my social media to reflect my passion for pickles! No I hate pickles and you shouldn't need my validation to decide they are good! And you have to eat pickles if you want to be around me! And compliment their flavor! Enabling stupid behavior isn't compassion moron! Never has been! You aren't showing me compassion pickle hater! | image tagged in rick and carl longer,emotional damage,liberal logic,transgender,test,think about it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by CorporateLife2k

239 views, 19 upvotes, 13 comments

Its funny a 12 year old can't get a permanent Snoopy tattoo, but they can be sterilized and mutilated in the name social justice

Its funny a 12 year old can't get a permanent Snoopy tattoo, but they can be sterilized and mutilated in the name social justice | NOPE, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG! DAD CAN I BUY HARD ALCOHOL? WHAT ABOUT BUYING CIGARETTES OR WEED? BOTH OUT OF THE QUESTION! TOO YOUNG! CAN I GET A FACE TATTOO? AS LONG AS IT WASHES OFF, SURE! OTHERWISE NO! I CAN VOTE RIGHT? OR MAYBE JOIN THE MILITARY? NO WAY, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG! TOO YOUNG! YOU HAVE TO BE 16! CAN I WORK AT BEST BUY? ABSOLUTELY! WE'LL START PUMPING YOU FULL OF STERILIZATION DRUGS AND ESTROGEN TOMORROW! CAN I BECOME A GIRL? | image tagged in rick and carl longer,gender identity,crazy people,angry liberal,liberal hypocrisy,think about it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by CorporateLife2k

698 views, 48 upvotes, 17 comments

Race, orientation and marital status really matters, unless its reality? Liberal ad agencies are going nuts lately.

Race, orientation and marital status really matters, unless its reality? Liberal ad agencies are going nuts lately. | WHY RATIONAL CONVERSATIONS WITH DEMOCRATS ARE IMPOSSIBLE; Don't say it boy! Dad, when was the last time you saw a car commercial... That is so racist! When a white female was shown with a white male? Like as a couple? So what? It's still crazy racist! But dad, white couples make up 63% of all married couples in the country! So now you're a sexist? No its not! Mixed race marriages are only 9% of the population! I am very likely to marry a white female. It's just statistical fact! Sure! Scenes of you and your black husband buying a car are ok! Look, if I want to buy a fancy car to go on trips with my spouse, can't the ads show reality at least? So you're saying you hate gay people? I'm not gay either! Why is it ok to show black couples in ads, but never white couples anymore? | image tagged in rick and carl longer,ads,expectation vs reality,liberal logic,stupid people,hypocrisy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by CorporateLife2k

620 views, 16 upvotes, 8 comments

Carl became pro-choice ... carl didn't think it through..

Carl became pro-choice ... carl didn't think it through.. | SO NOW YOU BELIEVE ABORTION IS OK AS LONG AS ITS NOT A LIFE YET, CARL? IS IT A LIFE WHEN THERE'S A HEARTBEAT LIKE THAT ONE LIBERAL SAYS, CARL? OR IS IT A LIFE WHEN IT DEVELOPS A CERTAIN LEVEL OF BRAIN ACTIVITY, LIKE THAT OTHER LIBERAL SAID, CARL? IS IT A LIFE WHEN IT CAN LIVE OUTSIDE THE MOTHER WITH MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY LIKE THAT OTHER LIBERAL SAID , CARL? OR DOES IT HAVE TO LIVE INDEPENDENTLY OF THE MOTHER ENTIRELY ON ITS OWN LIKE THAT LAST LADY SAID , CARL? OR IS IT ONLY ALIVE AT THE MOMENT OF BIRTH, CARL? OR AFTER THE FIRST KICK CARL? OR AFTER IT CAN FEEL PAIN, CARL? OR AFTER IT CAN SENSE YOU CARL? OR AFTER IT LOOKS LIKE A BABY, CARL? | image tagged in memes,rick and carl longer | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Ragged Old Flag - Johnny Cash

Ragged Old Flag - Johnny Cash | YOU EVER HEARD THE WORDS TO RAGGED OLD FLAG BY JOHNNY CASH? I WALKED THROUGH A COUNTY COURTHOUSE SQUARE
ON A PARK BENCH AN OLD MAN WAS SITTING THERE
I SAID, YOUR OLD COURTHOUSE IS KINDA RUN DOWN
HE SAID, NAW, IT'LL DO FOR OUR LITTLE TOWN
I SAID, YOUR OLD FLAGPOLE HAS LEANED A LITTLE BIT
AND THAT'S A RAGGED OLD FLAG YOU GOT HANGING ON IT; HE SAID, HAVE A SEAT, AND I SAT DOWN
IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE BEEN TO OUR LITTLE TOWN?
I SAID, I THINK IT IS
HE SAID, I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG
BUT WE'RE KINDA PROUD OF THAT RAGGED OLD FLAG; YOU SEE, WE GOT A LITTLE HOLE IN THAT FLAG THERE WHEN
WASHINGTON TOOK IT ACROSS THE DELAWARE
AND IT GOT POWDER-BURNED THE NIGHT FRANCIS SCOTT KEY
SAT WATCHING IT WRITING SAY CAN YOU SEE
AND IT GOT A BAD RIP IN NEW ORLEANS
WITH PACKINGHAM AND JACKSON TUGGIN' AT ITS SEAMS
AND IT ALMOST FELL AT THE ALAMO
BESIDE THE TEXAS FLAG, BUT SHE WAVED ON THOUGH
SHE GOT CUT WITH A SWORD AT CHANCELLORSVILLE
AND SHE GOT CUT AGAIN AT SHILOH HILL
THERE WAS ROBERT E. LEE, BEAUREGARD, AND BRAGG
AND THE SOUTH WIND BLEW HARD ON THAT RAGGED OLD FLAG; ON FLANDERS FIELD IN WORLD WAR ONE
SHE GOT A BIG HOLE FROM A BERTHA GUN
SHE TURNED BLOOD RED IN WORLD WAR TWO
SHE HUNG LIMP AND LOW A TIME OR TWO
SHE WAS IN KOREA AND VIETNAM
SHE WENT WHERE SHE WAS SENT BY UNCLE SAM; SHE WAVED FROM OUR SHIPS UPON THE BRINY FOAM
AND NOW THEY'VE ABOUT QUIT WAVING HER BACK HERE AT HOME
IN HER OWN GOOD LAND HERE SHE'S BEEN ABUSED
SHE'S BEEN BURNED, DISHONORED, DENIED, AND REFUSED
AND THE GOVERNMENT FOR WHICH SHE STANDS
IS SCANDALIZED THROUGHOUT THE LAND
AND SHE'S GETTING THREADBARE AND WEARING THIN
BUT SHE'S IN GOOD SHAPE FOR THE SHAPE SHE'S IN
'CAUSE SHE'S BEEN THROUGH THE FIRE BEFORE
AND I BELIEVE SHE CAN TAKE A WHOLE LOT MORE; SO WE RAISE HER UP EVERY MORNING
WE TAKE HER DOWN EVERY NIGHT
WE DON'T LET HER TOUCH THE GROUND AND WE FOLD HER UP RIGHT
ON SECOND THOUGHT, I DO LIKE TO BRAG
'CAUSE I'M MIGHTY PROUD OF THAT RAGGED OLD FLAG | image tagged in memes,rick and carl longer,men have feelings,song lyrics,america | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by anonymous

288 views, 6 upvotes, 2 comments

Rick and Carl Longer

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