NOPE, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG! DAD CAN I BUY HARD ALCOHOL? WHAT ABOUT BUYING CIGARETTES OR WEED? BOTH OUT OF THE QUESTION! TOO YOUNG! CAN I GET A FACE TATTOO? AS LONG AS IT WASHES OFF, SURE! OTHERWISE NO! I CAN VOTE RIGHT? OR MAYBE JOIN THE MILITARY? NO WAY, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG! TOO YOUNG! YOU HAVE TO BE 16! CAN I WORK AT BEST BUY? ABSOLUTELY! WE'LL START PUMPING YOU FULL OF STERILIZATION DRUGS AND ESTROGEN TOMORROW! CAN I BECOME A GIRL?