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George Carlin

George Carlin | THEY DONT KNOW WHEN LIFE BEGINS, THEY DONT KNOW WHEN IT BECOMES A BABY AND THEY'RE NOT SURE WHAT A WOMAN IS; BUT FOR SOME REASON THEY GET VERY CERTAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING ONCE YOU QUESTION WHETHER A WOMAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO K*LL A LIVE BABY | image tagged in george carlin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by bergicers
95 views, 4 upvotes, 4 comments

George Carlin

George Carlin | IF GENDERS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT; THEN WHATS ALL THE SURGERY AND HORMONES ABOUT? | image tagged in george carlin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by soopadoopakoopatroopa
423 views, 31 upvotes, 3 comments

Then again, just like you, I only have the world's accumulated knowledge at my fingertips so what do I know 'bout anything?

Then again, just like you, I only have the world's accumulated knowledge at my fingertips so what do I know 'bout anything? | “I will not give one penny to any school that has a vaccine mandate.”; AND SINCE EVERY STATE IN THE UNION REQUIRES CHILDREN BE VACCINATED FOR HEPATITIS A & B, DIPHTHERIA, TETANUS, POLIO, VARICELLA, MEASLES, MUMPS AND RUBELLA TO ATTEND THEIR PUBLIC SCHOOLS, HE'S EFFECTIVELY SAYING HIS PLAN IS TO EITHER 1. ENSURE THAT PEDIATRIC DISEASE, MORTALITY RATES GO THROUGH THE ROOF OR 2. WRECK THE PUBLIC EDUCATION SYSTEM. NATURALLY, THE RALLY CROWD LOVED THE LIVING F--- OUT OF THAT. SUCH AN ASTOUNDINGLY IDIOTIC COURSE OF ACTION IS A GUARANTEE THAT ATTENDING SCHOOL WILL BE A DAILY EXERCISE IN, HAZARD OF SUPER-SPREADING. AND WHAT ABOUT THOSE SKY-ROCKETING CHILD MORTALITY RATES? MILITARY RECRUITMENT DEPENDS FINDING PEOPLE FIT TO SERVE; EVER SEEN HOW MESSED UP POLIO SURVIVORS CAN BE? YEAH, UNVACCINATED CHILDREN WHO MANAGE TO GET THROUGH IT ON THEIR OWN ARE USUALLY DISABLED FOR LIFE. BUT IT GETS WORSE; FACTORS THAT INCREASE THE RISK OF POLIO INFECTION INCLUDE PREGNANCY, BEING VERY OLD OR VERY YOUNG, IMMUNE DEFICIENT, MALNOURISHED. NEWS FLASH: MALNUTRITION ISN'T JUST A SIDE-EFFECT OF STARVATION; IT INCLUDES BEING OVERFED AND/OR VITAMIN DEFICIENT -I'M LOOKING AT YOU, SODA DRENCHED, SNACK & FAST FOOD-GORGED AMERICA. THEN THERE'S HEPATITIS A & B... THAT'S A NASTY PAIR; ALL IT WOULD TAKE FOR AN ENTIRE FAMILY TO CONTRACT HEP. A IS ONE INFECTED CHILD BRINGING IT HOME. AND WELL, HEP. B IS WHAT IT IS AND HORN-DOG TEENAGERS MAKE BAFFLINGLY BAD CHOICES. SHORT-TERM ISSUES: INFLAMED LIVER, HEPATIC DYSFUNCTION. LONG-TERM ISSUES: PERMANENT LIVER DAMAGE, INCREASED RISK OF HEPATIC CANCER, NEED FOR TRANSPLANT, ETC. MOVING ON: MEASLES, MUMPS, RUBELLA (GERMAN MEASLES), VARICELLA (CHICKEN POX). ALTHOUGH HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, THESE FOUR CAN BE AND USUALLY ARE RELATIVELY BENIGN -ALTHOUGH THEY'RE ALL CAPABLE OF CAUSING LONG-TERM DAMAGE TO THE BRAIN & ORGANS AND/OR FATALITY IN INSTANCES OF COMPLICATION. DIPHTHERIA HITS THE CONTAGION TRIUMVIRATE: PHYSICAL, AIRBORNE AND OBJECT CONTACT TRANSMISSION. BUT THE FUN DOESN'T STOP THERE, NO... IT'S A BACTERIAL INFECTION THAT COMES IN A LOT OF DIFFERENT STRAINS; SOME OF WHICH CAN KILL, OTHERS WHICH WILL JUST MAKE ONE VERY SICK. IN SOME CASES, IT LITERALLY EATS GREAT, GAPING, PUSTULENT HOLES IN THE SKIN, INTERNAL TISSUES. INFECTIONS ARE TREATABLE WITH ANTIBIOTICS FOR THE MOMENT ALTHOUGH RESISTANT STRAINS HAVE BEEN REPORTED. AND YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO BE WALKED THROUGH LOCKJAW, DO YOU? ANYWAY, ALL OF THESE NASTIES ARE COMPLETELY PREVENTABLE VIA VACCINATION SO TRUMP'S STATED GOAL OF DENYING FUNDS TO SCHOOLS WHICH REQUIRE THEM AS AN ATTENDANCE PRE-REQUISITE WILL CREATE A SCENARIO GUARANTEEING SOME NUMBER OF U.S. SCHOOLS BECOME ULTRA-SPREADING, PESTILENT BIOREACTORS MAINLINING DISEASE TO AMERICAN FAMILIES. BUT MAYBE THAT'S THE POINT; IF YOU SUPPORT TRUMP, HAVE YOU STOPPED TO WONDER WHY HE WOULD "LOVE THE POORLY EDUCATED"? DO YOU THINK IT MIGHT COULD POSSIBLY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH POORLY EDUCATED PEOPLE BEING EASIER TO CON BECAUSE THEIR INTERNAL DATABASE IS INSUFFICIENTLY BROAD TO USE AS A COMPARATOR AGAINST MIS/DISINFORMATION? OF COURSE, NO *SANE* STATE LEGISLATURE IS GOING ROLL BACK VACCINATION REQUIREMENTS WHICH BRINGS THINGS AROUND TO 2. WRECKING THE PUBLIC EDUCATION SYSTEM. IF YOU THINK THE EDUCATION SYSTEM SUCKS NOW, JUST WAIT UNTIL SCHOOLS AREN'T RECEIVING FEDERAL FUNDS. | image tagged in newsmax cuts away to a trump rally without changing the chyron,george carlin,trumpian insanity,trump unfit unqualified dangerous | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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by XiaoJia
70 views, 3 upvotes

Dark but relevant.

Dark but relevant. | "FROZEN EMBRYOS ARE CHILDREN."; ALABAMA DADS REALIZING JUST HOW LOW THEY CAN SET THE THERMOSTAT NOW | image tagged in alabama supreme court,george carlin,stupid,decisions | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by XiaoJia
60 views

George Carlin

George Carlin | Israeli Murders are called Commandos, Arab Commandos are called Terrorists; ~George Carlin | image tagged in george carlin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by KJ8
59 views, 1 upvote

George Carlin

by kdawgg78
526 views, 32 upvotes, 4 comments

Yup. Those "very sick people" pooched it on 1/6 but will we be so lucky if they try again in '25?

by XiaoJia
53 views, 1 upvote

Politics suck

by kdawgg78
526 views, 12 upvotes, 2 comments

Ahem...

by XiaoJia
162 views, 2 upvotes

Good either way....

by XiaoJia
73 views, 3 upvotes

Looks like Ol' Donny's fully through the looking glass and trying to drag the cult in with him...

by XiaoJia
64 views, 1 upvote

Derp Führer is counting on you not to think about the things coming out of his cake-hole.

by XiaoJia
69 views, 1 upvote

Of course, in a likely for show, too little too late gesture, Ron DeSantis has promised to veto state funds going to Trump.

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by XiaoJia
94 views, 3 upvotes

Priorities

by GD7374
173 views, 8 upvotes, 2 comments
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