"I need shelter because it's raining" said the wolf .
"Come in and get dry" said the chickens.

Too bad the chickens didn't take a moment to notice it wasn't actually raining.

'build their own affordable houses'
In your mind somehow turns into
'apartment complexes built by developers and investors'

'when the final few boomers die, the world won't shed a tear-- in fact they won't even smile; instead they'll collectively put their hands on their hips, look down at the ground and take a giant sigh of relief that everyone can now finally get a break...'

Paraphrased quote I remembered

The berenstain bears and the argument the lawyer had to make up on the fly

It's all very simple
-Overall numbers make white people look bad.
-Per capita numbers make minorities look bad.
-Liberals inexplicably forget the 'per capita' part every single time forever.... Which I'm sure is a complete coincidence and in no way intentional