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TECHNOLOGY CHEAT-SHEET

TECHNOLOGY CHEAT-SHEET | ==========================
BASIC TECHNOLOGY MANUAL:
By SimoTheFinlandized (2021 CE)
==========================
ON FLIGHT & AERODYNAMICS:
==========================
The Wing Took A Rather Long
 Time To Come Up With. Just
 Remember That Aerofoils Are
 Objects Shaped Such That Air
 Above Them Progresses Faster
 Than Air Moving Beneath
 Them. Slower-Moving Air Has
 More Pressure, So There Is A
 Net Upwards Force Going On
 Here. Attach An Aerofoil Of
 Sufficient Size To A Machine
 Capable Of Moving Itself Fast
 Enough & It Will Fly. You Can
 Make A Plane By Attaching Two
 Aerofoils To A Central Body -
 Add Flaps At The Trailing Edges
 & You Can Control Where It
 Goes!
==========================
ON SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY:
==========================
Heat Milk To Just Below It's
 Boiling Point So It Won't Curdle
 & 99.999% Of The Bacteria In It
 Will Be Killed Off -
 Pasteurization. A Moving
 Electric Field Produces
 Magnetism, & Vice Versa. Wrap
 Copper Wire Around An Iron
 Core & Run Electricity Through
 It To Create An Electromagnet.
 Don't Have Electricity? Put A
 Magnet Behind A Water Wheel,
 And Put Your Copper-Wrapped
 Iron Magnet Beside The Wheel
 To Get Mechanical Energy
 Converted Into Electrical
 Energy - Electric Generators.
 Don't Have Any Magnets?
 Simply Heat A Piece Of Iron To
 Get A Weak One. Look For
 Black Grains In Beach Sand
 That Stick Together, Or
 Examine The Sites Of 
 Lightning Strikes For Magnetic
 Lodestones. Run Electricity
 Through Tungsten Wire To Get
 The Lightbulb. Run Electricity
 Back & Forth Along A Wire 
With Enough Power To Invent
 The Radio. When A Radio Wave
 Interacts With A Receiving
 Antennae, The Exact Same
 Electrical Charge Can Be
 Recovered. Information Can 
 Be Encoded In Two Ways - In
 The Charge Of The Electricity
 (Higher Current Produces
 Higher Amplitude Wave) Or In
 The Frequency Of The Electrical
 Reversals. FM Is More Resistant
 To Amplitude Decay In Transit.
 Send Out High-Frequency
 Waves And Measure When &
 How They Bounce Back To
 Invent Radar. Do The Same
 With Sound, & Oh Man, 
 You've Invented Sonar. 
 Mount A Magnet So It Can
 Move Freely, & You've Created
 The Compass. Polaris (The
 North Star) Is Just About The
 Brightest Star In The Night Sky,
 Near The 'Big Dipper'
 Constellation. Measure How
 High Up It Appears To Be, &
 That Angle Is Your Latitude.
 Quartz Crystals Are Great: Run
 Some Current Through Them
 They'll Change Shape! Stop 
 The Current And They'll
 Resume Their Shape, AND
 They'll Generate Electricity 
 With A Very Precise  Frequency
 As They Do So. You Can Use
 This To Make Precision Clocks
 If You Can Measure The
 Frequency Via Technology, 
 And With These Clocks You 
 Can Determine Longitude - Just
 Set Your Clock To London Time,
 Take The Difference Between
 London Noon & Local Noon, 
 & That's How Far Away From
 The Prime Meridian You Are.
 That's Longitude Right There!
 Now We Need Some Units: 
 The Exact Speed Of Light Is
 299,792,458 Meters Per
 Second; A Meter Is Defined In
 Terms Of Light, But If You Can't
 Measure That Accurately , The
 Length Of A Pendulum That
 Takes One Second To Swing
 From End-To-End Will Do The
 Trick. Pendulums Tend To Take
 The Same Amount Of Time To
 Swing Regardless Of How High
 You Start Them Off, So Don't
 Worry About It, Okay? If You
 Don't Have A Watch On You, A
 Second Is About How Long It
 Takes You To Say 'One
 Mississippi', & The Gram Is
 Pretty Much The Weight Of One
 Cubic Centimeter Of Water. 
==========================
ON HEALTH & MEDICINE:
==========================
Germs Spread Disease & Can
 Basically Live Anywhere - Fight
 Them With Hygiene &
 Antibiotics. Wash Regularly To
 Keep Yourself & Those Around
 You Clean. Medical Instruments
 Should Be Cleaned Via Boiling
 Water - Steam Works Better On
 Things That Can't Be Washed.
 The Best Antibiotic Is Penicillin,
 The Mold "Penicillium
 Notatum", Found On Food. It's
 Incredibly Effective At Stopping
 Infection & Works By
 Preventing Bacteria From
 Creating New Cell Walls &
 Reproducing . If The Penicillium
 Mold Is Unknown, Look For
 Molds On Foods That, When
 Viewed Under A Microscope,
 Look Like 'Crazy Hands On
 Long Stalks' - There's Your
 Penicillium! Viruses Also
 Spread Disease, But Unlike
 Germs, Can't Reproduce On
 Their Own - They Need Host
 Cells To Do That. Fight Them
 With Vaccination, Which Allows
 The Body To Produce
 Antibodies For A Given Virus
 That Kills It Before It Even
 Shows Up. Make A Vaccine By
 Growing A Culture & Then
 Heating It - The Heat Kills The
 Virus; Their Dead Shells Being
 More Than Enough To Teach
 The Body How To Fight.
 Weaker Strains Also 
 Vaccinate Well. You May Be
 Good For Most Diseases, But
 We Were The First Generation
 To Be Raised Without
 SMALLPOX. COWPOX Are Spots
 Found On Cow Udders & Are
 Good Enough To Vaccinate You
 While Being Weak Enough Not
 To Kill You. Speaking Of Not
 Being Killed, Diabetes Is
 Characterized By Frequent
 Urination, Extreme Hunger Or
 Thirst, & Extreme Weight Loss.
 Without Treatment This
 Disease Can Be Deadly, But
 Insulin Can Be Extracted From
 The Pancreas Of Dogs & Pigs
 By Tying A String Around The
 Pancreatic Duct, The Extract
 Being Injected To Serve As A
 Miraculous Treatment.
==========================
ON CHEMISTRY & MATERIALS:
==========================
Don't Forget The Basic Building
 Blocks Of Matter - Atoms.
 Atoms Consist Of At It's Core,
 The Nucleus, The Following:
 Neutrally-Charged Neutrons &
 Positively-Charged Protons,
 Surrounded By A Swarm Of
 Negatively-Charged Electrons.
 Atoms That Are
 Neutrally-Charged Have The
 Same Number Of Protons As
 They Do Electrons;
 Negatively-Charged Ones Have
 More Electrons, As
 Positively-Charged Ones 
 Have More Protons. The
 Number Of Protons In An 
 Atom Determine What 
 Element It Is. The Most
 Important Ones We'll Focus On
 Are HYDROGEN (1, H); CARBON
 (6, C);  NITROGEN (7, N); &
 OXYGEN (8, O). Water Is Made
 Up Of H2O, While Krazy-Glue Is
 Made Up Of C5-H5-N-O2. If
 You're A Woman And You
 Swallow Progesterone
 (C20-H26-O2), You Won't
 Ovulate. Aluminum Used To 
 Be More Valuable Than Gold,
 And You Can Extract It From
 Rocks By Dissolving It In 
 Molten Cryolite And Running
 Current. You'll Find Cryolite In
 Greenland, Latitude 61.2
 Longitude -48.16. Look For
 Glassy White Crystals. Atoms
 Can Be Split, Releasing A
 Tremendous Amount Of 
 Energy & Radiation. Energy
 Cannot Be Created Or
 Destroyed, Just Merely
 Converted. Energy Is Mass
 Times The Speed-Of-Light
 Squared (E=mc^2).
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