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BASIC TECHNOLOGY MANUAL:
By SimoTheFinlandized (2021 CE)
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ON FLIGHT & AERODYNAMICS:
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The Wing Took A Rather Long
Time To Come Up With. Just
Remember That Aerofoils Are
Objects Shaped Such That Air
Above Them Progresses Faster
Than Air Moving Beneath
Them. Slower-Moving Air Has
More Pressure, So There Is A
Net Upwards Force Going On
Here. Attach An Aerofoil Of
Sufficient Size To A Machine
Capable Of Moving Itself Fast
Enough & It Will Fly. You Can
Make A Plane By Attaching Two
Aerofoils To A Central Body -
Add Flaps At The Trailing Edges
& You Can Control Where It
Goes!
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ON SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY:
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Heat Milk To Just Below It's
Boiling Point So It Won't Curdle
& 99.999% Of The Bacteria In It
Will Be Killed Off -
Pasteurization. A Moving
Electric Field Produces
Magnetism, & Vice Versa. Wrap
Copper Wire Around An Iron
Core & Run Electricity Through
It To Create An Electromagnet.
Don't Have Electricity? Put A
Magnet Behind A Water Wheel,
And Put Your Copper-Wrapped
Iron Magnet Beside The Wheel
To Get Mechanical Energy
Converted Into Electrical
Energy - Electric Generators.
Don't Have Any Magnets?
Simply Heat A Piece Of Iron To
Get A Weak One. Look For
Black Grains In Beach Sand
That Stick Together, Or
Examine The Sites Of
Lightning Strikes For Magnetic
Lodestones. Run Electricity
Through Tungsten Wire To Get
The Lightbulb. Run Electricity
Back & Forth Along A Wire
With Enough Power To Invent
The Radio. When A Radio Wave
Interacts With A Receiving
Antennae, The Exact Same
Electrical Charge Can Be
Recovered. Information Can
Be Encoded In Two Ways - In
The Charge Of The Electricity
(Higher Current Produces
Higher Amplitude Wave) Or In
The Frequency Of The Electrical
Reversals. FM Is More Resistant
To Amplitude Decay In Transit.
Send Out High-Frequency
Waves And Measure When &
How They Bounce Back To
Invent Radar. Do The Same
With Sound, & Oh Man,
You've Invented Sonar.
Mount A Magnet So It Can
Move Freely, & You've Created
The Compass. Polaris (The
North Star) Is Just About The
Brightest Star In The Night Sky,
Near The 'Big Dipper'
Constellation. Measure How
High Up It Appears To Be, &
That Angle Is Your Latitude.
Quartz Crystals Are Great: Run
Some Current Through Them
They'll Change Shape! Stop
The Current And They'll
Resume Their Shape, AND
They'll Generate Electricity
With A Very Precise Frequency
As They Do So. You Can Use
This To Make Precision Clocks
If You Can Measure The
Frequency Via Technology,
And With These Clocks You
Can Determine Longitude - Just
Set Your Clock To London Time,
Take The Difference Between
London Noon & Local Noon,
& That's How Far Away From
The Prime Meridian You Are.
That's Longitude Right There!
Now We Need Some Units:
The Exact Speed Of Light Is
299,792,458 Meters Per
Second; A Meter Is Defined In
Terms Of Light, But If You Can't
Measure That Accurately , The
Length Of A Pendulum That
Takes One Second To Swing
From End-To-End Will Do The
Trick. Pendulums Tend To Take
The Same Amount Of Time To
Swing Regardless Of How High
You Start Them Off, So Don't
Worry About It, Okay? If You
Don't Have A Watch On You, A
Second Is About How Long It
Takes You To Say 'One
Mississippi', & The Gram Is
Pretty Much The Weight Of One
Cubic Centimeter Of Water.
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ON HEALTH & MEDICINE:
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Germs Spread Disease & Can
Basically Live Anywhere - Fight
Them With Hygiene &
Antibiotics. Wash Regularly To
Keep Yourself & Those Around
You Clean. Medical Instruments
Should Be Cleaned Via Boiling
Water - Steam Works Better On
Things That Can't Be Washed.
The Best Antibiotic Is Penicillin,
The Mold "Penicillium
Notatum", Found On Food. It's
Incredibly Effective At Stopping
Infection & Works By
Preventing Bacteria From
Creating New Cell Walls &
Reproducing . If The Penicillium
Mold Is Unknown, Look For
Molds On Foods That, When
Viewed Under A Microscope,
Look Like 'Crazy Hands On
Long Stalks' - There's Your
Penicillium! Viruses Also
Spread Disease, But Unlike
Germs, Can't Reproduce On
Their Own - They Need Host
Cells To Do That. Fight Them
With Vaccination, Which Allows
The Body To Produce
Antibodies For A Given Virus
That Kills It Before It Even
Shows Up. Make A Vaccine By
Growing A Culture & Then
Heating It - The Heat Kills The
Virus; Their Dead Shells Being
More Than Enough To Teach
The Body How To Fight.
Weaker Strains Also
Vaccinate Well. You May Be
Good For Most Diseases, But
We Were The First Generation
To Be Raised Without
SMALLPOX. COWPOX Are Spots
Found On Cow Udders & Are
Good Enough To Vaccinate You
While Being Weak Enough Not
To Kill You. Speaking Of Not
Being Killed, Diabetes Is
Characterized By Frequent
Urination, Extreme Hunger Or
Thirst, & Extreme Weight Loss.
Without Treatment This
Disease Can Be Deadly, But
Insulin Can Be Extracted From
The Pancreas Of Dogs & Pigs
By Tying A String Around The
Pancreatic Duct, The Extract
Being Injected To Serve As A
Miraculous Treatment.
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ON CHEMISTRY & MATERIALS:
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Don't Forget The Basic Building
Blocks Of Matter - Atoms.
Atoms Consist Of At It's Core,
The Nucleus, The Following:
Neutrally-Charged Neutrons &
Positively-Charged Protons,
Surrounded By A Swarm Of
Negatively-Charged Electrons.
Atoms That Are
Neutrally-Charged Have The
Same Number Of Protons As
They Do Electrons;
Negatively-Charged Ones Have
More Electrons, As
Positively-Charged Ones
Have More Protons. The
Number Of Protons In An
Atom Determine What
Element It Is. The Most
Important Ones We'll Focus On
Are HYDROGEN (1, H); CARBON
(6, C); NITROGEN (7, N); &
OXYGEN (8, O). Water Is Made
Up Of H2O, While Krazy-Glue Is
Made Up Of C5-H5-N-O2. If
You're A Woman And You
Swallow Progesterone
(C20-H26-O2), You Won't
Ovulate. Aluminum Used To
Be More Valuable Than Gold,
And You Can Extract It From
Rocks By Dissolving It In
Molten Cryolite And Running
Current. You'll Find Cryolite In
Greenland, Latitude 61.2
Longitude -48.16. Look For
Glassy White Crystals. Atoms
Can Be Split, Releasing A
Tremendous Amount Of
Energy & Radiation. Energy
Cannot Be Created Or
Destroyed, Just Merely
Converted. Energy Is Mass
Times The Speed-Of-Light
Squared (E=mc^2).
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