Corrupt IRL explaining | I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, PLANKTON... I AM JUST A KID. AND YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN THE PAST SIX DAYS, FIVE MINUTES, TWENTY-SEVEN-AND-A-HALF SECONDS. AND IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING DURING THAT TIME, IT'S THAT YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE, AND NO AMOUNT OF MAGIC... OR MANAGERIAL PROMOTION... OR SOME OTHER THIRD THING... CAN MAKE ME ANYTHING MORE THAN WHAT I REALLY AM INSIDE: A KID. BUT THAT'S OKAY! BECAUSE I DID WHAT EVERYONE SAID A KID COULDN'T DO! I MADE IT TO SHELL CITY, AND I BEAT THE CYCLOPS, AND I RODE THE HASSELHOFF, AND I BROUGHT THE CROWN BACK! SO, YEAH, I'M A KID! AND I'M ALSO A GOOFBALL! AND A WING NUT! AND A KNUCKLEHEAD MCSPAZATRON! BUT MOST OF ALL, I'M... I'M... I'M... I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
kid turns blue and screams | Turns on light mode | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker
gigachad | “If nothing is impossible then I done nothing throughout the day” | image tagged in gifs | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker