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![Im dying | [THE ENGINEER IS SITTING IN FRONT OF A BLUE TRUCK, STRUMMING HIS GUITAR. THE TRACK "MORE GUN" PLAYS.]
ENGINEER: HEY LOOK, BUDDY. I'M AN ENGINEER, THAT MEANS I SOLVE PROBLEMS.
[A SHOT RINGS OUT AND A BULLET HOLE APPEARS NEXT TO THE ENGINEER'S HEAD.]
ENGINEER: NOT PROBLEMS LIKE "WHAT IS BEAUTY?", 'CAUSE THAT WOULD FALL WITHIN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR CONUNDRUMS OF PHILOSOPHY.
[ANOTHER TWO BULLET HOLES APPEAR, ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ENGINEER'S HEAD.]
ENGINEER: I SOLVE PRACTICAL PROBLEMS!
[THE SHOT ZOOMS OUT TO SHOW A LEVEL 2 SENTRY SHOOTING OFFSCREEN WHILE THE ENGINEER TAKES A LONG DRINK FROM HIS BEER.]
HEAVY: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
ENGINEER: FOR INSTANCE, HOW AM I GONNA STOP SOME BIG MEAN MOTHER-HUBBARD FROM TEARIN' ME A STRUCTURALLY SUPERFLUOUS NEW BEHIND? [A LEVEL 1 SENTRY TURNS AROUND AND SHOOTS A SNIPER WHO WAS TRYING TO CREEP UP ON THE ENGINEER FROM BEHIND.]
ENGINEER: THE ANSWER? USE A GUN. AND IF THAT DON'T WORK, USE MORE GUN.
[ANOTHER LEVEL 3 SENTRY FIRED A SALVO OF ROCKETS, BLOWING UP SOMEONE OFFSCREEN.]
SOMEONE, PROBABLY THE SCOUT: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!
[A BLOWN-OFF HAND LANDS AT THE ENGINEER'S FEET, RESEMBLING THAT OF THE SNIPER JUDGING FROM THE GLOVE,]
ENGINEER: LIKE THIS, HEAVY-CALIBER TRIPOD-MOUNTED LITTLE-OLD-NUMBER DESIGNED BY ME.
[ENGINEER KICKS THE HAND OFF-SCREEN AS A LEVEL 1 SENTRY BLOWS IT APART]
ENGINEER: BUILT, BY ME.
[A LEVEL 1 SENTRY SHOOTS OFFSCREEN]
ENGINEER: AND YOU BEST HOPE...
[THE ENGINEER'S EXPRESSION DARKENS, AND HE GRIMACES AS HE STARES RIGHT AT THE CAMERA]
ENGINEER: NOT POINTED AT YOU.
[THE SHOT SLOWLY ZOOMS OUT, SHOWING THE MASSACRE ENSUING AROUND THE ENGINEER, WHILE AN ELECTRIC GUITAR BEGINS TO REPLACE THE MELODY OF "MORE GUN"] | image tagged in uwu,akifhaziq note- marcy caught in 4k | made w/ Imgflip meme maker](http://i.imgflip.com/5tuluy.jpg)